I decided to try and cut myself off from the Olympics tonight...even though I took a peek before I left the house(that's when i saw the male gymnastics team failing at life and sucking ass on the pummel horse, except for the one guy who fucking reeducated his usa team mates on how the fuck you rock out on one..and we got a damn bronze. ew. we fucking owned it til that damn event...plus, i saw some of the synchronized diving, which was kick ass)
anyways, i decided, lemme get out of the house and go job hunting. I know nothing around this area and I figured, South Beach would be my best bet. I drove down and searched for a parking spot for quite a bit. It had been raining earlier so I figured I'd take my umbrella and then I jumped out and started roaming. I tried a few places and they werent hiring. Then, while far from my car, it starts downpouring. I'm like...it's ok, I have my handy umbrella. I keep walking, everyone else is scurrying like rats under eaves and I'm looking all cute. whatever. anyways, i'm walking and at this point, my jeans are soaked up to my knees. Meh...lemme keep walking and try out some places on Ocean Drive. On my way, I am asked by some guy if I can walk him to his car, cause he was stuck standing under this thingy trying to stay dry. I'm all..lemme get my good deed in for the day and say ok. It wasn't raining too badly so I can get hit on the shoulder a few times. We go a block and the rain starts pounding down. Fuck'n A. I keep walking, my enter left side of my body is SOAKED and I'm rocking a white shirt like an asscheek. I keep walking and being nice and we get to Ocean Drive. We part ways and I realize, my enter back is drenched, too....and my jeans are completely soaked to almost my crotch...like....really...fucking fabric sucking liquids up. who invented this stuff. i kinda give up on the job search since i am a walking puddle and wonder over to the tattoo shop which is on the way to my car. I get in just in time to see Phelps win his first race for the evening(FUCK YEA...I FUCKING ROCK FOR THAT GREAT TIMING...) gawd...i wanna lick his body dry when he gets out of a pool. anyways, i decide, lemme head home now since his next race is in 54mins. I get to my car...it finished raining when I get to it, of course. I missed the second race by a bit...I saw that they won and stuff....that was cause I had to park in building 2 instead of one. fuckers. anyways...babydaddy has 2 more golds under his built...woot!! REPRESENT! USA is A-OK!! FREE TIBET!! whatever.
I hope I don't get sick from tonights lovely events. meh
anyways, i decided, lemme get out of the house and go job hunting. I know nothing around this area and I figured, South Beach would be my best bet. I drove down and searched for a parking spot for quite a bit. It had been raining earlier so I figured I'd take my umbrella and then I jumped out and started roaming. I tried a few places and they werent hiring. Then, while far from my car, it starts downpouring. I'm like...it's ok, I have my handy umbrella. I keep walking, everyone else is scurrying like rats under eaves and I'm looking all cute. whatever. anyways, i'm walking and at this point, my jeans are soaked up to my knees. Meh...lemme keep walking and try out some places on Ocean Drive. On my way, I am asked by some guy if I can walk him to his car, cause he was stuck standing under this thingy trying to stay dry. I'm all..lemme get my good deed in for the day and say ok. It wasn't raining too badly so I can get hit on the shoulder a few times. We go a block and the rain starts pounding down. Fuck'n A. I keep walking, my enter left side of my body is SOAKED and I'm rocking a white shirt like an asscheek. I keep walking and being nice and we get to Ocean Drive. We part ways and I realize, my enter back is drenched, too....and my jeans are completely soaked to almost my crotch...like....really...fucking fabric sucking liquids up. who invented this stuff. i kinda give up on the job search since i am a walking puddle and wonder over to the tattoo shop which is on the way to my car. I get in just in time to see Phelps win his first race for the evening(FUCK YEA...I FUCKING ROCK FOR THAT GREAT TIMING...) gawd...i wanna lick his body dry when he gets out of a pool. anyways, i decide, lemme head home now since his next race is in 54mins. I get to my car...it finished raining when I get to it, of course. I missed the second race by a bit...I saw that they won and stuff....that was cause I had to park in building 2 instead of one. fuckers. anyways...babydaddy has 2 more golds under his built...woot!! REPRESENT! USA is A-OK!! FREE TIBET!! whatever.
I hope I don't get sick from tonights lovely events. meh