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So....after spending the evening at the strip club....well, 3 strip clubs, i came home and passed out like it was my mission....it was since i had to wake up for school in a few hours. i then proceeded to have the craziest dream i've had in a loooooong time....and....commence...

so, for some reason i wasnt in miami, i was in colorado and apparently obfuskate lived there, but i was house sitting. at the same time mtv was hosting some show at this house, so things were crazy. so, this house is massive, 2 houses next to each other, in the woods, pool, blah blah. and since this whole mtv thing is going on, its a huge party house. the unusual part is that it's filled with young children. so, here i am trying to control this house and doing a good job of it. Then, I guess since we were watching wizard of oz yesterday, there were 2 dwarves. a female who was really mean and laughed all cackly and a male who kept hiding on the roof. i kept following the guy up there and forcing him back down the stairs. so, anyways, i stated that i was kinda freaked out to stay on the first floor of this place since it was in the middle of nowhere and i knew no one...i guess so the kidnappers would have to look harder...i'm weird about where my body is placed...and there were no real kidnappers...im just odd. sooooooo....anyways
i decided to go out for a ride with some people and i was sitting in the passenger seat. as we were driving, i eyeballed a pimp selling some woman and he go offended. he walked up to our car at a red light and put his hand in the car and tried to open the door. i kept trying to push him out and he kept very persistantly doing this. he was very superhero-ish and even as we drove off quickly, he was demolishing the car to get to me, like tearing wheels off and shit. somehow we got away from him....and i found out our destination...a fucking art gallery. yes...i almost got killed by a superhuman pimp to see some paintings. i'm lucky.
so, we eventually head back to the house and el rod is there....i lead him up to my room, putting about 5 kids to bed on the way....as we walk to the bed and things are getting fresh...i wake up and have to pee like a mofo....really....i can't even get lucky in my sleeppppppppp damn it all to hell...and why the hell would i wanna get lucky with el rod whilst sleeping. grr...i cant even do a sex dream right.