cfq

i leave tomorrow...i'm pumped

oh give me a break. i'm not being a hater. i know you've been preoccupied and i don't hold it against you. i still love you, and i promise you that if you ever come to my state i'll handcuff you to a radiator, have sex with all your holes, and pee on your face. just like we talked about.

wait a minute.... miami??!? aren't you pale as hell?! you're going to burst into flames as soon as you get off the plane!

flames are a terrible thing to burst into.