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Sunday Feb 06, 2011

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so i woke up in the middle of the night to find my nose ring inside my actual nostril instead of the hole it was supposed to be in.
So i was like, ugh! and shoved my finger in my nose to get it out. My plan backfired though and i pushed it into my nasal cavity. then i tried to snort it out - no dice. then i tried to swallow it a little so that i could get it into my mouth -no dice. So, alas i fell asleep knowing that id probably just poop it out in the morning.

WRONG! ugh. I woke up a little while ago. Im in the worst pain ever. When I woke up, the nose ring was at the bottom of my throat passage and now its working its way into my tummy. How do i know this, you ask? CAUSE I CAN FEEL IT SCRAPPING AGAINST MY INSIDES.

I think im going to die.
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bodlar:
Damn, that sucks! Hope you are alright.
Feb 6, 2011
indiebuddhist:
You might want to go see a doctor about that.
Feb 6, 2011

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