cereal_killer

bah humbug! oh wait that's for christmas... what the fuck do you say when you want nothing to do with valentine's day? stupid commercial, corporately created holiday! course, i'd probably be singing a different tune if i had someone to share it with, but that's besides the point.

i was getting a heavyset guy some shrimp today and he was like, "so, what kind of seafood are you picking up after work to take home to your valentine?" i informed him i had no valentine and he seemed shocked... then he told me, "that's too bad, no young lady to take advantage of the fact that you work in the seafood department."

right like that's what every girl looks for in a man. "oh, i'm sorry. i can't date you. you don't work in a seafood department and smell of fish... so i know i won't get a delicious seafood dinner for valentine's day." riiiiiiight!


on a much more important and cooler not, anyone who's interested in Toronto Prom should goHERE! and check out the important announcement we just made concerning prom! i think you'll like it.