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cereal_killer

Westfield, NY

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Sunday Jun 27, 2004

Jun 27, 2004
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here's a good tip for all you folks out there...

when working in the kitchen with sharp knives... try really, really hard not to insert said sharp knife into your hand.
1) it really fucking hurts...
2) you have to run out and get bandages... especially if you didn't have any in the house to start with... and
3) when people ask you what happened and you explain, they tend to have that look of pity mixed with the 'god are you the stupidest person on the planet or what?' look.

so with that said... yes, i do believe i am the stupidest person on the planet... luckily the cut wasn't very wide... just a little on the deep side.

breakfast byte: sharks are like dogs... they only bite when you touch their private parts.
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oninotaki:
breakfast byte: sharks are like dogs... they only bite when you touch their private parts.

I call bullshit! I used to touch my dog on its private parts all the time and all it did was stab me with kitchen knives! biggrin
Jul 2, 2004
inabsentia:
Hmmm...funny, I usually just smile when my private parts are touched. I knew a kid who tried to cut catfish filets...while they were still frozen. He called me up so I could drive him to my uncle's (who happens to be a doctor) house. He nearly amputated his own thumb. So, it has been done before.
Jul 4, 2004

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