cereal_killer

so today at work i cut off a city bus in my rather large delivery truck... not a good idea.
my buddy, billy, calls me and is like were you just on rte 690? and i say yes. he told me the centro city bus people called him yelling cuz he cut off their bus thinking he was me... no good. he said to watch out cuz they'd probably be calling me soon. this is not good cuz if i get points off my license while driving a work truck it can cost me my job. so i'm freaked. then my other friend, john, calls and says he just got a call from the centro city bus people... i was like what the fuck! i am soooo dead! so i'm waiting for the call from centro when john calls me back and says it's all a big joke... and i didn't believe him cuz how would any of them know i had cut off the fucking bus... they aren't even in the same area as me. turns out billy's wife was behind the centro bus when i cut it off and she called billy so he could play a big ole prank on me...
so i called billy back and was like, man the centro people just called and they are pissed! i told him they called my boss and everything... he was like WTF! are you messing with me? no, why would i mess with you just cuz you almost had me shit my pants cuz i thought i was gonna be in deep shit.

now i have to get the fucker back... any ideas?

breakfast byte: sometimes i get bored while i'm driving...