Tip:
Don't read websites about The Ring late at night when you have a habit of setting things on the TV remote.
Swans are fuckin huge. Has anyone kept a swan as a pet? I always wanted a swan... I just never realised how fucking huge they were!
Don't read websites about The Ring late at night when you have a habit of setting things on the TV remote.
Swans are fuckin huge. Has anyone kept a swan as a pet? I always wanted a swan... I just never realised how fucking huge they were!
maxwellsilver:
swans are cool and all but those motherfuckers are mean as hell 
prockg:
I wrote this short story called "Attack Geese" once, after running out of bread at the lake and getting chased by them. The swans were all chill, but the geese were like crazy. I thought they would make good guard pets. 