I have many subjects to speak about tonite. Feel free to skip ahead to whatever tickles your fancy...
On the subject of sexual intercourse: Sexual intercourse is a great thing. I would think, though, that masturbation would be more satisfying because of the direct clitoral stimulation. But its like not.
So I went and bought myself a dildo because I was all sexually frustrated.
It didn't work.... Not for its intended purpose anyway...
I discovered something rather important about myself. My satisfaction in sexual intercourse does not come from the act of penetration but from the sharing of... Of... Whatever it is that we share when we have sex .
*sigh* I wish it felt as good alone.
On the subject of Corey Hart: Uh uh... Chill the fuck out dude and put the lips away. You can keep the sunglasses on though - They hide your hideous eyebrows.
On the subject of being a Suicide Girl: Whenever I speak of being a Suicide Girl, everyone's all like, "What if someone you know sees you on the site?"
Well hell, isn't that kinda the point of being on the site... So people can see you?
Nobody ever brought up, "What if you see someon you know on the site?"
Let me tell you all - it's slightly shocking. Especially when you haven't seen them in years.
Stage one - "Is that....?"
Stage two - "Yeah... Yeah it is."
Stage three - "But... Hold on.. Maybe... Uhm..."
Stage four - "Oh man! It is!"
Stage five - "AAAHHHH IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Stage six - "Hey everyone! Come look at this!"
Stage seven - "Oh man, I gotta show my mom!"
Stage eight - "HahahahahahaaHAHAHAHAHhaahah!"
Stage nine - "But is that really....? Yeah, it is."
Stage ten - "I can SO do that better!" *re-send application*
And while I'm speaking on the subject of "being" a Suicide Girl... I don't really think it takes Missy's approval or "SUICIDE GIRL" beside your gender to be an SG. I really do believe that an SG is all about the spirit and if you have the spirit you don't need the photos.
But the photos help!!
On the subject of our current prez: My god we need to oust him. Its fuckin insane. If - by some horrid twist of idiocy - he wins this year, I'm moving out of America and never ever ever coming back.
On the subject of our current prez II : I really should give my life to the LaRouche movement. Nothing else seems to make sense.
On the subject of my breasts: I really don't like them. They are size 36DD. They don't seem that large, but for me they're freakin huge. They don't even look that big... Because they sag hardcore. They're gorgeous under clothes and in proper bras but as soon as they get to hang loose and free they just sag on down and make me look like a dumpy old lady. You're not supposed to be a dumpy old lady at only 21 years old.
What to do, what to do...
I'm not opposed to plastic surgery. I'm just opposed to the price of plastic surgery.
At least my shoulders don't hurt as bad anymore.
If I could go back in time, I would make my breasts not grow somehow. I don't know how... Perhaps through gymnastics. Gymnists have hella tiny tits. And no periods.
I should be a gymnist.
I think I', done for now.
On the subject of sexual intercourse: Sexual intercourse is a great thing. I would think, though, that masturbation would be more satisfying because of the direct clitoral stimulation. But its like not.
So I went and bought myself a dildo because I was all sexually frustrated.
It didn't work.... Not for its intended purpose anyway...
I discovered something rather important about myself. My satisfaction in sexual intercourse does not come from the act of penetration but from the sharing of... Of... Whatever it is that we share when we have sex .
*sigh* I wish it felt as good alone.
On the subject of Corey Hart: Uh uh... Chill the fuck out dude and put the lips away. You can keep the sunglasses on though - They hide your hideous eyebrows.
On the subject of being a Suicide Girl: Whenever I speak of being a Suicide Girl, everyone's all like, "What if someone you know sees you on the site?"
Well hell, isn't that kinda the point of being on the site... So people can see you?
Nobody ever brought up, "What if you see someon you know on the site?"
Let me tell you all - it's slightly shocking. Especially when you haven't seen them in years.
Stage one - "Is that....?"
Stage two - "Yeah... Yeah it is."
Stage three - "But... Hold on.. Maybe... Uhm..."
Stage four - "Oh man! It is!"
Stage five - "AAAHHHH IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Stage six - "Hey everyone! Come look at this!"
Stage seven - "Oh man, I gotta show my mom!"
Stage eight - "HahahahahahaaHAHAHAHAHhaahah!"
Stage nine - "But is that really....? Yeah, it is."
Stage ten - "I can SO do that better!" *re-send application*
And while I'm speaking on the subject of "being" a Suicide Girl... I don't really think it takes Missy's approval or "SUICIDE GIRL" beside your gender to be an SG. I really do believe that an SG is all about the spirit and if you have the spirit you don't need the photos.
But the photos help!!
On the subject of our current prez: My god we need to oust him. Its fuckin insane. If - by some horrid twist of idiocy - he wins this year, I'm moving out of America and never ever ever coming back.
On the subject of our current prez II : I really should give my life to the LaRouche movement. Nothing else seems to make sense.
On the subject of my breasts: I really don't like them. They are size 36DD. They don't seem that large, but for me they're freakin huge. They don't even look that big... Because they sag hardcore. They're gorgeous under clothes and in proper bras but as soon as they get to hang loose and free they just sag on down and make me look like a dumpy old lady. You're not supposed to be a dumpy old lady at only 21 years old.
What to do, what to do...
I'm not opposed to plastic surgery. I'm just opposed to the price of plastic surgery.
At least my shoulders don't hurt as bad anymore.
If I could go back in time, I would make my breasts not grow somehow. I don't know how... Perhaps through gymnastics. Gymnists have hella tiny tits. And no periods.
I should be a gymnist.
I think I', done for now.
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[Edited on Aug 28, 2004 7:25PM]