SOS means, Stories of Stupid.
Tonite's story of stupid: Dark bars + many denominations of bills in your wallet = high chance for stupidity.
So tonite I go down to Vision to go happy hapy write write happy happy click click for Gothic Beauty.
Everyone's standin around in their black and their vinyl and their dred falls and I'm there in the clotes I wore to work and a worn out pair of New Balance sneakers. So in an attempt to fit in, I try to order myself a drink.
I get the bar tender on over and tell her I want somethin fruity and non-alcoholic. "How about Easy Livin?" she asks. Uhm, sure, okay... I had no clue what it was. Turns out it's a whole bunch of juices mixed with fizzy water and is pretty fuckin good.
The drink cost 3.20$.
I reach into my wallet and pull out what I think is a 5 and am all like "here ya are".
HEY! THANKS! She replies.
I drink my drink and snap my pics and interview my business owners then go home.
When it comes time to pay for the cab I reach into my wallet for a 10. No 10. So I pull out the other bill - also only a 5....
I gave the bartender a fuckin 7 dollar tip on a 3 dollar drink.
I better get treated realllllly fuckin good next time I go there!!
Tonite's story of stupid: Dark bars + many denominations of bills in your wallet = high chance for stupidity.
So tonite I go down to Vision to go happy hapy write write happy happy click click for Gothic Beauty.
Everyone's standin around in their black and their vinyl and their dred falls and I'm there in the clotes I wore to work and a worn out pair of New Balance sneakers. So in an attempt to fit in, I try to order myself a drink.
I get the bar tender on over and tell her I want somethin fruity and non-alcoholic. "How about Easy Livin?" she asks. Uhm, sure, okay... I had no clue what it was. Turns out it's a whole bunch of juices mixed with fizzy water and is pretty fuckin good.
The drink cost 3.20$.
I reach into my wallet and pull out what I think is a 5 and am all like "here ya are".
HEY! THANKS! She replies.
I drink my drink and snap my pics and interview my business owners then go home.
When it comes time to pay for the cab I reach into my wallet for a 10. No 10. So I pull out the other bill - also only a 5....
I gave the bartender a fuckin 7 dollar tip on a 3 dollar drink.
I better get treated realllllly fuckin good next time I go there!!