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Monday Sep 16, 2002

Sep 16, 2002
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[spoken]
Damn, a hard days rockin. Better slip off ma shoes. Maybe give a little stretch, and a bend. Dip mtoe to jacuzzi, baby. Slip out this book: The Buttress of Windsor. Ho ho ho, whos this? Hows it goin?
[sung]
Thats the first thin I say to you.
Hows it goin? Are you flowin?
Listen honey,
Thinkin bout a couple things to say to you,
Showin, growin,
Man Id like to place my hand
upon your fuckin sexy ass and squeeze.
And squeeze!

Take off your blouse,
And your underpants,
Then take a look,
Cause here me and KG come naked,
Out of the side-hatch,
With the oils and perfume and incense.
Now youre groovin,
Put on a cool 70s groove.
A funky groove to fuck to.
A funky groove to fuck to.

Me, me and KG,
Its all about sex supreme,
We likes to cream jeans. [sex]
Have you ever been worked on
By two guys who are hot for your snatch? [sex]
Thats what Im offerin you.
You step into our room,
And then you smell the perfume,
You lay upon our roundish bed,
And then you feel a tickling on your head.
Its KG with the feather and the French tickler,
Look out baby he got the tools.
And then you feel sumpin down by your feet.
Its me, its JB, Im suckin upon your toes.

We dont mind sucking on toes!
Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toe, ow!
Havin sex with me and KG,
Now youre talkin double team supreme.

Lets roll!
Oh!
[2-part]: Ahh, oh!

What! Yeah! Huh! Nah! Oh!
Ah, thats it, thats right, ohmygah, oh-I-think-Im-gonna, Ohh!
Deht! Deht! Eeee!
Splooge!

[spoken]
That was the one.

KG: Hail Satan!
JB: Hail Satan!
KG: Hail Satan!
JB: Hail Satan!
christine3782:
So I saw the new name and thought "Who the fuck is that?" Then I looked and saw THIS. What the fuck is THIS?
Sep 16, 2002
cellophane:
/me listens to more tenacious d... wink
Sep 16, 2002

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