I like to joke around as much as the next. Occasionally I am struck with a serious thought. What the hell are we doing? I think that the world is going to hell as a result of lies, laziness, and greed. What is it going to take for people to start doing what is right and stop those who do harm to the world and...
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I love the Lovemakers for two reasons. One, they are from Oakland and I got all sorts of nationalism toward my home town. Two, Scott Blonde and Lisa Light are the most attractive human beings on the planet when they are on stage. I guess there is a third reason, keyboard guy deserves a big yeah! Alright I dont mean to sound like a jerk...
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elysia:
If I were trying to decide whether to kill someone or spare their life I would ask them that question. Along with these others;
Eskimo or Indian?
Toffee or Fudge?
Innie or Outie?
Eskimo or Indian?
Toffee or Fudge?
Innie or Outie?
elysia:
Alligators or Crocodiles?
When I was little, a poster on my wall showed Abraham Lincolns face. Written below was a number of rules that all should follow when within the bounds of good conduct. The most notable was of course to, never spit into fires. This rule is by far the most comical, but as I found, the most difficult to follow. Boy, how I love spitting into...
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discobadger:
thats a silly question...but i laugh...and blush, but i laugh anyways. what do you do?
elysia:
Amsterdam?
I called my friend last Sunday. He told me that he was worried. I asked why. After hesitating he told me that the condom broke while he was dogging the night before. My response was of course, awesome! Not because I think it is cool when people are at risk of making little unwanted filthy creatures or that it is fun to expose yourself or...
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elysia:
Ok, here's ten for you to try ...
(1) Come on, you can't get pregnant again.
(2) Hi I make more money than you can spend
(3) What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
(4) I want you to have my children, in fact you can have them right now. They're out in the car.
(5) Be unique and different, say yes
(6) I'm easy are you?
(7) If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
(8) I'm gonna have sex with you, you and you. Alright who's first?
(9) Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy. I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
(10) Believe it or not, getting laid is still hard when you're this good looking.
(1) Come on, you can't get pregnant again.
(2) Hi I make more money than you can spend
(3) What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
(4) I want you to have my children, in fact you can have them right now. They're out in the car.
(5) Be unique and different, say yes
(6) I'm easy are you?
(7) If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
(8) I'm gonna have sex with you, you and you. Alright who's first?
(9) Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy. I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
(10) Believe it or not, getting laid is still hard when you're this good looking.
mooj:
You don't sweat much for a fat girl 
My personal fav.
Can't you at least try and telepathically transport yourself here so you can write it for me?
My personal fav.
Can't you at least try and telepathically transport yourself here so you can write it for me?
We should all get out of habit of asking stupid questions. The reason why I eat so much dairy is because it tastes so good.
Other than that, the hot shower i took didn't do squat for my head ache. Pills and Ice cream are new up for solutions. I don't care for pills.
Other than that, the hot shower i took didn't do squat for my head ache. Pills and Ice cream are new up for solutions. I don't care for pills.
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mooj:
Yeah forget the pills just eat the ice cream.......mmmmmmmmmmm
I think Scotland actually has the highest rate of alcoholism in Europe. I'm so proud! Apparently Scottish people drink the way American people eat... scary!
I think Scotland actually has the highest rate of alcoholism in Europe. I'm so proud!
Apparently Scottish people drink the way American people eat... scary! 
onefoolishline:
travelling to me is a challenge. going to a new place where you 'don't know anything'- yes i agree- gives you a chance to see things in yourself you wouldn't otherwise see because of the fog of comfortability. spinning your wheels is never good.
that being said, sitting still for years isn't exactly comfortable at all. it's just a time in my life when sitting still isn't a sentence or an option. i'm too young to sit and get to know myself. i've maxed that out for the time being.
ps. i'm a big fan of dairy.
that being said, sitting still for years isn't exactly comfortable at all. it's just a time in my life when sitting still isn't a sentence or an option. i'm too young to sit and get to know myself. i've maxed that out for the time being.
ps. i'm a big fan of dairy.
I got to learn how to work faster. Perfectionism is the deal I deal. No, that's a lie. I tried to post a picture of myself being weird on this journal but it didn't work. I give up, then give it up on the dance floor with the dancing shoes and the friday night singing that happens just as often as it can. Other than...
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discobadger:
that idea is definately the closest to world peace as we'll ever get...everybody loves the b-52s, right? everybody does a little jig to strobelight....yeah?
I am going to have a minnesota weekend. I got a sweet costume for halloween. It involves chaps and a face paint. Rodeo Clown. I expect to get roughed up by playing the part.
Soup tonight, nothing special but sorta spicy what with the chipotle pepper. Orange peppers, red onion, tomato, and always basil. Pour it over rice and call it a day.
Tonight is Saturday night. Dancing shoes or sneakers?
Tonight is Saturday night. Dancing shoes or sneakers?
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celery:
Minnesota is my second home, I have lived there off and on my whole life. I got introduced to sg by a suicide girl from minnesota. It was last spring, that first hot saturday night that we all thought we wouldn't forget. I forgot her name which is something I do. I was at a party where everyone was wearing black. I was wearing bright colors, which is another thing that I do sometimes. Anyway, Minnesota seemed like a good place to start in the world of sg seeing as that is where I did.
lenoredoll:
Sounds like you didn't forget the night, but the details are a bit fuzzy (i.e. names and such). heh.
Not only can you see boobies, you can also see some ass! *gasp*
Not only can you see boobies, you can also see some ass! *gasp*
Today I am going to cook a wonderful feast for my good friend Robbertson. Oh the grill will be going and the peppers are already soaking in a salad dressing i have prepared special. There is a place with a one eyed, piano playing, singing, swankster. We will be there by the tenth hour of the evening. I am excited.
I think it is silly...
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celery:
I burnt pretty much the whole deal because I was busy holding my wine glass. I freaked out and announced that my party had been ruined. Boo.
No, I am arachnophobic
Shirehorse
The screaming brats
Of course it was written about me
no, pull MY hair
and the answer to your tombstone question, ive never been to mountain view, but i really dig the one on piedmont. hmm..what would mine say...nothing, because i will be cremated, and donate most of my remains to science...cause im a nerd like that. im on the list for gunther von hagens plastination research. so i can scare little children...