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Saturday Jan 14, 2006

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WHAT IS A HUMAN BEING?
Human beings eat food and worry about stuff
Human beings are naked and swim also
Human beings walk to places and love their babies
Human beings think about time and throw away everthing
Human beings sit on their rumps and invent ranch sauce
Human beings using computers and throw rocks
Human beings fly in planes and organize crayons
Human beings make taco shells and live in caves
Human beings think about their private parts and feel jealousy
Human beings rationalize the things they do and kill things
Human beings stop making tree houses at some point in their development and comb their hair
Human beings are not comfortable with their arm pits and are afraid of things
Human beings use their mouths for a lot of different things and are mean sometimes
Human beings enjoy it when trees loose their leaves and pretend to understand poetry
Human beings listen to each other when they want to and play in the sand with their bodies
ARE YOU A HUMAN BEING?
VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
kallisti:
I like the social sciences... they're new.

anything about social morees you'd care to discuss?
Jan 18, 2006
lyxzen:
i am definitely not comfortable with MY armpits. today theyre rather smelly, because i havent showered in four (FOUR!) days. maybe it was three. either way.

my favourite lines areeee:
Human beings think about time and throw away everthing >> douglas coupland had in the margin of some page of his book generation-x "recycle everything," &i think that that has been the most influential set of two words that i have read. e v e r y t h i n g . thats fucking insane.
also, Human beings sit on their rumps and invent ranch sauce >> no comment, its just true.

GOOD &BAD!! i wont be able to see imogen heap in portland the day after my bday (that was the bad), but its because i will be in sanfrancisco (thats the good, duh)! the boy planned a surprise trip for us, along with a bigfattour of everything green day in the bay area, because, well, i am just a big nerd that way. also bad, the day we get to SF she plays, but its sold outtttt.

i will live.

anyways...
Jan 18, 2006

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