YOU KNOW?
How sometime people send around those lists, I got one entitled, Things Girls Think Guys Should Know
I was sent this by someone I know and it made me sad to think that people are having to deal with complete bullshit like this in their relationships. I guess there are plenty of people who get caught up in the unnecessary concepts that divide us based upon gender. Sure there are differences between men and women. They all seem silly to me though. Girls may identify with things like chocolate and boys with stupid facial hair, but come-on, do we have to talk about it and start static over issues that only divide us further? I mean, guys like chocolate too.
Examples paired with my reactions.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
What the fuck is a hook? This clearly isnt true, and if if was then your girlfriend is without a brain, a pushover, and you are an asshole who needs to be on the hook.
8. Size does matter.
Thats below the belt, lets agree to accept our bodies for what they are and not use our physicality as a weapon to hurt one anothers feelings. Deal?
9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big; we like it when you are Mr. Big.
What?
11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
Using this logic, if you have ever dated anyone that makes you a hoe. Stop being rude please.
16. We are drama queens.
Everyone is.
18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.
Ask us to give you head please, youll get it not depending upon your degree of niceness. Sex is a fucked up thing to use as leverage.
19. We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
It is not important for people to care about the physical objects someone else cares about.
21. We don't shave our legs every day; get over it.
Why do you shave your legs at all?
23. Shave; no matter how cool you think it looks, we hate it.
Wait, you hate what? Lets talk about hate, that sounds like fun.
24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not.
Grow up, farting is awesome, even my grandma knows that and shes a Republican.
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
Youre not comfortable with your body sauces.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
There is nothing wrong with being fat.
STOP THINKING ABOUT THE WRONG STUFF BECAUSE IT MAKES ME THINK ABOUT IT TOO
How sometime people send around those lists, I got one entitled, Things Girls Think Guys Should Know
I was sent this by someone I know and it made me sad to think that people are having to deal with complete bullshit like this in their relationships. I guess there are plenty of people who get caught up in the unnecessary concepts that divide us based upon gender. Sure there are differences between men and women. They all seem silly to me though. Girls may identify with things like chocolate and boys with stupid facial hair, but come-on, do we have to talk about it and start static over issues that only divide us further? I mean, guys like chocolate too.
Examples paired with my reactions.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
What the fuck is a hook? This clearly isnt true, and if if was then your girlfriend is without a brain, a pushover, and you are an asshole who needs to be on the hook.
8. Size does matter.
Thats below the belt, lets agree to accept our bodies for what they are and not use our physicality as a weapon to hurt one anothers feelings. Deal?
9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big; we like it when you are Mr. Big.
What?
11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
Using this logic, if you have ever dated anyone that makes you a hoe. Stop being rude please.
16. We are drama queens.
Everyone is.
18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.
Ask us to give you head please, youll get it not depending upon your degree of niceness. Sex is a fucked up thing to use as leverage.
19. We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
It is not important for people to care about the physical objects someone else cares about.
21. We don't shave our legs every day; get over it.
Why do you shave your legs at all?
23. Shave; no matter how cool you think it looks, we hate it.
Wait, you hate what? Lets talk about hate, that sounds like fun.
24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not.
Grow up, farting is awesome, even my grandma knows that and shes a Republican.
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
Youre not comfortable with your body sauces.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
There is nothing wrong with being fat.
STOP THINKING ABOUT THE WRONG STUFF BECAUSE IT MAKES ME THINK ABOUT IT TOO
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timtoxic:
I gave up that shit a long time ago. They either like me for who I am or not. 
timtoxic:
Thats right. Although California has that kind of lifestyle. People are more into that kind of drama. 