celery

I called my friend last Sunday. He told me that he was worried. I asked why. After hesitating he told me that the condom broke while he was dogging the night before. My response was of course, awesome! Not because I think it is cool when people are at risk of making little unwanted filthy creatures or that it is fun to expose yourself or others to unfriendly bacteria and viruses. I said awesome! because it was clear that he was telling me this story as an indirect way of saying, hey, I got laid last night. I think it is funny how people, including myself, tickle issues without directly saying what they intend to say. It adds poetry to life I think. Otherwise we would all be like robots saying, I want to put food into our mouths, instead of, have you eaten yet?, or hey we both gotta eat at sometime, so it might as well be together. The second is by the way my very favorite pick up line.
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