cedar

i think there should be some kind of class people can take.
"how to be a normal human being 101"?
i'll be the first to sign up.........topics would include such things as "how to not be a douche" and "dinner conversation with your parents that doesn't involve the word dick" and "nervousness can lead to head fog - how to make it all more clear"
but what about required reading materials, you say? well, don't wory. they'll have packets like "constantly talking is not necessarily communication - learning how to shut up" and "word vomit bad, no one understands you"

- i can only have normal conversation with people i don't know.
- i'm only elloquent and educated when nobody's actually listening.
- books are more interesting that people, but i've read all my books several times.
- what's polite? i don't put my elbows on the table, and i have a napkin in my lap....isn't that enough?
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