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Monday Jan 08, 2007

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So i'm talking to a friend online and notice a blog about new years and things, etc that happened. Long story short...it ends with "yea and i need some new batteries wink" so yea. leave it to your imagination... and for those who care... yea she's hot.

So....In the technological era that we are in... how has the technology not spread to sex toys?? I mean... dude... if you're gonna make things more efficient, might as well make EVERYTHING more efficient. Right? am i the only one who thinks this. It really didnt' cross my mind at all until that blog. So here's what i'm going to do. I've drawn up, sealed, postmarked and mailed a design (poor man's copyright/patent), and i'm going to fuse the technology of those shaker flashlights with a motorized toy from spencers.... why you ask? Just to see if i could do it. Would it make amillion dollars? it might. HAHAHA. just had to share it.

yes people this is what my college education and 135 IQ are wasted on.
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alzy:
if you need a guinea pig for your new invention, sign me up!
Jan 8, 2007
ce_photo:
HAHA. i very well may. Right now i have to get past the physical attributes of the flashlight. There's really (almost) too much force needed to move the magnet back and forth through the coils, generating the electrical current for the bulb (in this case.. motor). i suppose i could solve it by inner lubrication with a graphite composite, or maybe expand the chamber a little. graphite may throw the whole thing off, though and i don't knwo what expansion would do to the conductive nature of the windings since generators are on a very small tolerance scale.

In theory, i can generate enough current for the motor with the smaller flashlight which seems to take less effort to use. That being the case perhaps there could even be a hybridized form where the battery is only backup or something. It's still got problems, but i'm getting there. I did neglect to see if it was even possible to generate enough electricity to run a small motor with the flashlight.

Is that too technical of an update?
Jan 8, 2007

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