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I've been sitting around for about thirty minutes now, thinking of stories I want to write, stories I want to continue, stories I want to start over.

I've thought of nothing at all.

When I was in middle school, I was the girl who always had a book in her hand--and not some flimsy hundred-pager about high school angst or god knows what else, but...
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So I'm showering, minding my own business.

Suddenly I hear, "Aww, my dick feels like corn, my dick feels like corn."

Almost died.


(A million points to anyone who gets the reference.)
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2004 Message from the Honorable Anthony J. Principi, Secretary, Department of Veterans Affairs
Written by my father.


Have you thanked a veteran today?

We are blessed, as Americans, to live in a nation gifted with rights and freedoms envied the world over. Those rights and freedoms did not come cheaply. Have you thanked a veteran today?

We are the beneficiaries of a struggle for independence...
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Made Cavalier's paper my bitch. Once he had explained it to me in really, really simple terms, and dropped all this random crap he put on the assignment, I ended up realizing that I could write a shitload more than four pages (though I didn't). I'm really glad he let me turn it in late; I think I ended up giving him a much better...
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Just filled out the dating profile thinger.

I mention this only because it's a pretty huge fucking step for me. Generally I'm of the mind that Love Happens, and so I've been sitting around for over a year waiting for it because I feel like if I were to go out and seek it, or force it, it wouldn't actually be real. But waiting for...
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I wish you all could have seen the sky this morning.

On the mornings of November 4th and 5th, Venus and Jupiter were one degree apart from one another; that is, if you were to hold your pinky out at arm's length, you could cover them both. I didn't know about this until yesterday, when my dad told me. I was exhausted last night,...
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Yay for still more awesome new iconage! Embrace the wings. Love the wings. BE the wings.

Be the wings or die, mother fuckers.

I have not written this paper on The House of the Seven Gables.

Why? Because I have no idea what the hell I'm supposed to do.

Why? Because we never really talked about the major themes of the book in class;...
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nolan_void:
I'm so mean when I'm dead.
nolan_void:
I should have voted for Domokun.
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Halloween iconage!

Will upload pictures later, since I plan on getting a bunch tonight and it would be cruel to tease until then. ;>