Innate Humor in Canadians: A Genetic Theory as Postulated by Me
Belly-up before eternity: Me.
Take a long dram with me: My best friend.
From MSN:
Belly-up before eternity: ...you've seen Little Shop of Horrors, right?
Take a long dram with me: no.
Belly-up before eternity: THE HELL KIND OF EX-THEATRE MAJOR ARE YOU?
Belly-up before eternity: We're going to watch LSoH.
Take a long dram with me: Not a very good one apparently. *shrinks*
Belly-up before eternity: And watch Rick Moranis sing. You will laugh.
Belly-up before eternity: A lot.
Take a long dram with me: *laughs* Hell, I laugh when I think of Rick Moranis -breathing-.
Belly-up before eternity: You know why?
Take a long dram with me: why?
Take a long dram with me: soory.
Belly-up before eternity: BECAUSE HE'S CANADIAN. And the Funny Gene is dominant in them, whereas it's recessive in Americans. In FACT, studies have shown that the Canadian Funny Gene -- CAFG1 -- affects respiration, which means (naturally) that most Canadians are funny just by breathing. It also means that violence is latent in most Canadians, and lends itself to outbursts--which explains why hockey is so popular.
Belly-up before eternity: All true.
Take a long dram with me: ... *there is silence for a moment in PK 6, and then a torrent of giggles and shrieks at this*
Belly-up before eternity: *beams*
Take a long dram with me: YOU, lady, are funny.
Belly-up before eternity: Thank yew, thank yew.
Belly-up before eternity: I could go on and on about how CAFG1 demands a high sucrose intake, thereby rendering maple syrup an invaluable Canadian resources, but I won't bore you with menial details.
Belly-up before eternity: Me.
Take a long dram with me: My best friend.
From MSN:
Belly-up before eternity: ...you've seen Little Shop of Horrors, right?
Take a long dram with me: no.
Belly-up before eternity: THE HELL KIND OF EX-THEATRE MAJOR ARE YOU?
Belly-up before eternity: We're going to watch LSoH.
Take a long dram with me: Not a very good one apparently. *shrinks*
Belly-up before eternity: And watch Rick Moranis sing. You will laugh.
Belly-up before eternity: A lot.
Take a long dram with me: *laughs* Hell, I laugh when I think of Rick Moranis -breathing-.
Belly-up before eternity: You know why?
Take a long dram with me: why?
Take a long dram with me: soory.
Belly-up before eternity: BECAUSE HE'S CANADIAN. And the Funny Gene is dominant in them, whereas it's recessive in Americans. In FACT, studies have shown that the Canadian Funny Gene -- CAFG1 -- affects respiration, which means (naturally) that most Canadians are funny just by breathing. It also means that violence is latent in most Canadians, and lends itself to outbursts--which explains why hockey is so popular.
Belly-up before eternity: All true.
Take a long dram with me: ... *there is silence for a moment in PK 6, and then a torrent of giggles and shrieks at this*
Belly-up before eternity: *beams*
Take a long dram with me: YOU, lady, are funny.
Belly-up before eternity: Thank yew, thank yew.
Belly-up before eternity: I could go on and on about how CAFG1 demands a high sucrose intake, thereby rendering maple syrup an invaluable Canadian resources, but I won't bore you with menial details.
datsun:
My brother got most of the Canadian genes from our dad - this explains why he's so much more entertaining than me!
manchester_black:
Yeah, there's lots of stuff that Canadians rock at. That's why we always snicker whenever we see one of those people who chant "U.S.A!", we're normally quieter about things because we think we don't need to advertise how much we rock, the evidence just stands for itself 