cavatica

Dear world,

Please do not request my friendship if you have no entries, no pics, no profile, no posts, and no comments (except for really kooky, crazy ones wherein you smile and wink a lot). The fact that you like my ass is insufficient grounds for friendship. I mean, think about it. How often in real life would you walk up to some chick on the street and say, "Hey, beautiful weather we're having, huh? So anyway, I was thinking: I'd love to ram my cock up your poop chute. Can we be friends?" and then have HER say, "Well, golly gee, we sure can!"? I mean, maybe you would. And maybe SHE would. But you'd be a creep and she'd be a dirty ho. And while you may be a creep, I am definitely not a dirty ho. I can't get jiggy or anything neat like that.

Now, if you SHOULD ask a nice young lady this, and she should, with one slim, manicured hand warily reaching for the mace she keeps in her purse, tell you "No," it's probably not the BEST form to then take a step closer and say, "Pretty please? I'll let you rub your boobies in it." Again: You may do this, and she may then cheerfully acquiesce and drop to all fours.

Once again, however, the chances are not in your favor that I am this eager young lady.

So, you know. It's nothing personal. Really. I'm sure you're great. I bet you've got lots of talents, like ping-pong and first-person shooters and driving with your toes. It's just, no. Okay? No.

Thanks.

Hugs and kisses,
Cavatica <3

P.S. I'm probably too smart for you, anyway.