catherinewheel69

Aw, I'm glad you and the snake are having fun. Wait. That was really... Freudian. But I digress - glad that you're getting the chance to do nothing. That's great!

Okay, dead ones are okay.

I had the weirdest frigging day at work ever. One of my managers accused me of falling asleep while waiting on a customer.

Okay, do I need to repeat that? Because I sure asked her to repeat that! She said, "Well, that was my perception." They have a saying at work, which is: Perception is reality--so therefore, anytime a manager says, that's my perception, you can't argue with them, because their perception is reality.

Yeah, it's enough to make my head spin.

Needless to say, I have NEVER fallen asleep while waiting on a customer in my entire life! What? Am I supposed to me Narcoleptic?

I'm beginning to think they are trying to manufacture a list of items so they have ammo to let me go after the holidays. Just a feeling.