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Sir Anthony Hopkin's Abraham Van Helsing vs. Hugh Jackman's Gabriel Van Helsing.

Hopkin's is clearly superior but can his good Professor face Jackman's toys?!
Find out only in this week's
Tales of a Mind with Nowt Better To Do!

After initial fisticuffs over Jackman's movie referring to Frankenstein's Monster directly as Frankenstein, we join the fight as Sir Anthony is clinging for dear life above a pen of dick eating ponies...

See Hugh unsheath his Adamantium claws! Cringe as he moves to cut off the fingers Hopkins so desperatley clings to the ledge with!
He sees Hopkins grim and determined visage relax to a smile? What?... He's hurtling towards the ground! The ponies begin to circle as he looks up to who pushed him...
That's impossible! You died aboard the Death Star Peter Cushing!

"I'm afraid you are quite mistaken Hugh," he chuckles, "that was just a character! Mwhahahaha! What? Arrrrgh!"

A deadpan victorious Sir Anthony addresses them, "And now, where I defeated Count Oldman for the second time, I claim my title as the ultimate Van Helsing!"

Can Hugh and Peter survive? Find out in Pit of Ponies only in next week's Tales of a Mind with Nowt Better To Do!