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Monday May 09, 2005

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Vogon poetry is of course, the third worst in the universe. The second worst is that of the Asgoths of Crea. During a recitation by their poetmaster Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in my Armpit One Midsummer Morning" four of his audience died of internal haemorrhaging and the president of the mid-galactic Arts Knobbling Council survived only by gnawing one of his own legs off. Grunthos was reported to have been "disappointed" by the poem's reception, and was about to embark on a reading of his 12-book epic entitled "My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles" when his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save humanity, leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain. The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator, Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, in the destruction of the planet Earth. Vogon poetry is mild by comparison.

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't.
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fpkk:
Has your sister been at Reading for two years already? This girl's full time anyhoo...

tongue

Oh yeh. And the script is still brewing. I expect to make some progress maybe at the weekend or next week. My sis is getting married this week so the whole week's a write off really. frown

But obviously smile for the sister.

[Edited on May 09, 2005 4:05PM]
May 9, 2005
matt_organic:
I didn't even know there WAS a last Friday. Well, I knew the day existed but hadn't been told of any gathering as far as I know. I was out at Flock in Leeds. Shit is just fine right now.
May 10, 2005

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