Dingdingdingdingding!!!!!!!! We have a winner! Fayd answered correctly with "Bigfoot." Granted it was the ha-ha of the weekend, suffice it to say I am now welcome among my sasquatch brethrin. 
BELAA-GHBELEE-EAAH-GHGERAG-GGRRAGHEBLEAHGH!!!
Nikki came in a close second with ninja squirrels, though thery were less ninja and squirrel and more big and cow. But fuck those cows, they can't get me now...How NOW, Brown Cow...mutha...
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BELAA-GHBELEE-EAAH-GHGERAG-GGRRAGHEBLEAHGH!!!
Nikki came in a close second with ninja squirrels, though thery were less ninja and squirrel and more big and cow. But fuck those cows, they can't get me now...How NOW, Brown Cow...mutha...
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Right then. So I'm off to central California tonight, tomorrow I wisk away to Wishone Campground in the Sequoias, yay! I'm not a good camper. Something dreadful usually happens. In the past it's been food poisoning, animal bites, horrific sunburn, near-skull fracture, flu and pinkeye. Anyone care to take a guess at what the score's gonna be this year? What the hell is going to...
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pinkpunk13:
I totally wish i could camp in cali!
lucky!
lucky!
nikkiis:
I like your cooler contents, i shall try that next time i pack a cooler. And my guess would invole ninja squriels and/or probes of one kind or another.
Joan Jett.
Murray Head, One Night in Bangkok.
GNR. Appetite for Destruction.
Hollywood Thai. Hollywood.
Juicy kisses
against a wall
in the wind
upside down.
$1000 CASH.
Puttin' on the Ritz. Who does that?
I know Taco, but originally?
Gershwin?
Bite marks and tire tracks.
Jesus isn't in right now, can I help you?
FUCK, I want INK NOW.
and my mommy.
and my kitty....
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Murray Head, One Night in Bangkok.
GNR. Appetite for Destruction.
Hollywood Thai. Hollywood.
Juicy kisses
against a wall
in the wind
upside down.
$1000 CASH.
Puttin' on the Ritz. Who does that?
I know Taco, but originally?
Gershwin?
Bite marks and tire tracks.
Jesus isn't in right now, can I help you?
FUCK, I want INK NOW.
and my mommy.
and my kitty....
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van_goghs_ear:
most random entry you've thrown together in awile i really liked it!! the article was brilliant.
ckdexterhaven:
I think Fred Astaire did "Puttin' on the Ritz" in one of those musicals with Ginger Rogers. Could be wrong though. 
But i'm sure most standards singers from back in the day (see Sinatra, Bennett, Torme, etc) did versions of it. That's a cool cover, I have to admit.
But i'm sure most standards singers from back in the day (see Sinatra, Bennett, Torme, etc) did versions of it. That's a cool cover, I have to admit.
Rotten buttons.
I've tried to update a few times this week, and ended up hitting the wrong button, or the screen froze, or had to endure some other ridiculous technalogical mishap that put the kibosh on my entry. Whatever, I had very little to say anyway.
The nudie camp was fun, and thank you for all my happy birfday wishes! I *did* have a happy...
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I've tried to update a few times this week, and ended up hitting the wrong button, or the screen froze, or had to endure some other ridiculous technalogical mishap that put the kibosh on my entry. Whatever, I had very little to say anyway.
The nudie camp was fun, and thank you for all my happy birfday wishes! I *did* have a happy...
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icantplayguitar:
you had me at no tanlines
van_goghs_ear:
glad to see your back i was wondering how your b-day weekend turned out. sucks about the staph infection that must be pretty painful huh? i have no tatoo's so i'm useless on that subject. i do eventaully want one but damn i can't ever think of something i really want to commit to.
Awwww...you guys are so fucking sweet. 
Meet me at The Zombie Lounge tonight for drinks and undead debauchery. I should be braindead by the time they close. 
I'm feeling better today. It'll be a short trip, but it should be fun. I just have to remind myself not to be a big naked spaz and I should be fine.
We're not leaving 'til Saturday morning...that's...
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Meet me at The Zombie Lounge tonight for drinks and undead debauchery. I should be braindead by the time they close.
I'm feeling better today. It'll be a short trip, but it should be fun. I just have to remind myself not to be a big naked spaz and I should be fine.
We're not leaving 'til Saturday morning...that's...
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quinne:
omg they have that there
i thought of that exact scene when the douche was talking about it
'public recognition of greatness'
vomit
i thought of that exact scene when the douche was talking about it
'public recognition of greatness'
vomit
belllla:
I just have to remind myself not to be a big naked spaz and I should be fine.
Awesome. 
*sigh*
I totally could've worked Friday and saved myself $80. No one's fault, but everything seems entirely unfair now. My mom said she was gonna send me a box of goodies, but knowing my mom it won't get sent until the second thursday of next week. So I prolly won't have any b-day prezzies either. Well, it's bound to be better that my 18th birthday...
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I totally could've worked Friday and saved myself $80. No one's fault, but everything seems entirely unfair now. My mom said she was gonna send me a box of goodies, but knowing my mom it won't get sent until the second thursday of next week. So I prolly won't have any b-day prezzies either. Well, it's bound to be better that my 18th birthday...
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alpo:
Happy birthday, hot stuff! 
ckdexterhaven:
Happy Birthday girl -
There's no such thing as too much of a good thing.
ps: hope things brighten up for ya.
There's no such thing as too much of a good thing.
ps: hope things brighten up for ya.
aaAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGHGGHGHGHGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm about to 'splode. I'm a little ticked at the moment.
The baby ate a penny this morning. Started turning blue. That was fun. Then the damn cleaners started vacuuming AFTER I put the baby to nap. They come every other week, they know what time she naps. Why can't the do the noisy shit before she sleeps??
Then I called the dentist who...
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I'm about to 'splode. I'm a little ticked at the moment.
The baby ate a penny this morning. Started turning blue. That was fun. Then the damn cleaners started vacuuming AFTER I put the baby to nap. They come every other week, they know what time she naps. Why can't the do the noisy shit before she sleeps??
Then I called the dentist who...
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scullyt:
You have a baby? I'm so retarded as a SG friend! How old? I'm sorry things are sucky, i hope your week improves!!! Wow and $60 for weed?!!!! Down here $40 gets yousome of the best stuff around. I'm glad my freinds husband is a grower fo the medicinal cause I get his leftovers for FREE.99.
van_goghs_ear:
wow even in a rage you still look cute thats fucking shitty about your b-day though tell your friends to quit pulling ho shit on you. why are you getting a babysitter? are you getting a babysitter for the kid you babysit? do you have a secret love child? either way thats mildly surreal. hope your week gets better!!!
thats fucking shitty about your b-day though tell your friends to quit pulling ho shit on you. why are you getting a babysitter? are you getting a babysitter for the kid you babysit? do you have a secret love child? either way thats mildly surreal. hope your week gets better!!!
van_goghs_ear:
payed $2.87 for gas yesterday. it's been as high as $2.95 near me. sounds like we have it a little easier here than you though. glad you're still loving your job, very interesting pics of the fish.
timtoxic:
Bizzaar pics.
Alright. Well. I just need to chill the fuck out, is what I need to do. I'm being stupid for doing what I do, but I'm being even dumber because I'm allowing it to get the best of me. Fuck OFF already. Sheesh.
Please let the record show that I FUCKING DESPISE "tankinis." What the fuck you assholes? That's not even a word. You know,...
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Please let the record show that I FUCKING DESPISE "tankinis." What the fuck you assholes? That's not even a word. You know,...
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sonofapunk:
It's shitty that you have hang-ups to begin with. I don't really understand how anyone could see being naked as anything other than completely good times!
I hope you get more comfortable... Or esle!
I hope you get more comfortable... Or esle!
alpo:
I'm only subtly snarky? I've got to work on that, then.
Telemarketing sucks. I couldn't handle it, axiety snuck up on me and then the tears came...haha LAAAME.
It's nice having a design on someone forever eh? BUAHA THERE IS NO WAY TO GET IT OFF...UNLESS YOU WANT TO COVER IT OR REMOVE IT. Such a grand power.