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Woohoo! I feel alright. Actually, I FEEL horrible. My tummy hurts something fierce. But I braved it and went shopping with my mom this evening. It was great fun. I haven't been shopping for random semi-frivolous goodies in ages. I got fancy-schmancy underoos, a new sheet set in PINK with little horseshoes all over (Maybe I'll be getting lucky now, hardy har har) more pink...
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Harry Potter and the muthafuckin' Goblet of Fire.

Is it sick I find myself wanting to bone down with a 14 year old wizard? Can we at least let the record show that there is NO WAY the actor is merely 14? I can't help myself. He's nerdy, pasty, brave, just a little snarky, has and accent and HELLO...he's a WIZARD.

It must be fun...
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Ah, the first day off in a week-and-a-half of days off. I'll never be rich. I'll never be able to screw people like every person who is rich on purpose does. Old money and lottery winners don't count. Besides, I HATE working. I haven't found ANYTHING I like doing enough that I want to make it something I MUST do every day, and that someone...
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What a remarkable day. It was indeed a record-settingday. As in, I've never been grossed out as many times in a day as I was today. EVER.

First I didn't have time to wash my herr. Again. So it's been like 3 days. On one hand that's gross, as I tend to prefer washing and conditioning every damn day. On the other hand it's...
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It was time for a new profile pict. As soon as I get some picts of me where I don't look like a hideous goon I'll post one of those. 'Til then enjoy my wacky colors and wicked kitties.

*ATTENTION! This entry is a boring stream of semi-consciousness. Only the last paragraph is of any importance at all, unless you want to hear about family, kittens, bubble baths, or how to get heaven in a ball. Thank you*
Why is it when I'm lousy everyone else is fine but when I come out of a cranky funk Saturday morning, everyone else in the house...
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Wow, what a mean & cranky enrty. Oh well. I'm even crankier now, as I have to split for work in 20 minutes.

The silver lining is that today is my sister's 21st birthday so we're going to see TsuShiMaMiRe tonight and to the Brasserie Monmartre for dinner. yuummmmm.

OMG. Trading Spouses=

That disgusting hypocritical pig of a "woman" singlehandedly brought God's wrath upon Nawlins, I know it. He's gotta be so motherfucking embarrassed by her. I have no idea why I watched that again. What makes me really sick a) she was fucking retarded and tore up the 50 large, and then b) I guess had a bit of a change of heart...
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This is not even preshool. This is babysitting. Kinda. When I'm not too busy sweeping or cooking or vacuuming or mopping and have their imcresingly wide asses plopped in front of the boob toob, I'm "teaching" them using mail-order lessons completely devoid of any creativity or imagination.
And it's not like I have a choice in the matter. I don't. I do the jobs of...
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