*yawn*
I've had a bottle of wine. I'm sick. I might have mono. That kind of sucks, but it could be worse. My roommates are gone for the weekend, I'm freakin' horny! Damn WHY did I take that vow of celibacy!? I hate orange; I'm no monk! Grr grrr GRRR!
When I'm drunkn and alone you know what I do? I clean. And I blog. I should get drunk and kick my roommates out more often.
Noo, they're great. One is never home when i'm awake, and that's sad because he's like a barrel of monkeys without all the crap-flinging. Jen is always studying cause she's in law school. Cause it's hard and stuff. pfff. Guilty guilty guilty!!!!!!! GUILTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (That word looks so weird to me)
Fires and children: a deadlt combination. GREAT news headline. Go FOX news. Stupid kids. No, stupid parents. Who the FUCK leaves a lighter lying around when you have kids around!? WAKE UP YOU FUCKING MORONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GODDAMMIT, kids are curious, it's not their fault. It's YOUR fault! It's all your fault your kid is dead because you left a lighter where he could find it and/or you neglected to tell him about the dangers of fire!!
I am an angry angry drunk.
I've had a bottle of wine. I'm sick. I might have mono. That kind of sucks, but it could be worse. My roommates are gone for the weekend, I'm freakin' horny! Damn WHY did I take that vow of celibacy!? I hate orange; I'm no monk! Grr grrr GRRR!
When I'm drunkn and alone you know what I do? I clean. And I blog. I should get drunk and kick my roommates out more often.
Noo, they're great. One is never home when i'm awake, and that's sad because he's like a barrel of monkeys without all the crap-flinging. Jen is always studying cause she's in law school. Cause it's hard and stuff. pfff. Guilty guilty guilty!!!!!!! GUILTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (That word looks so weird to me)
Fires and children: a deadlt combination. GREAT news headline. Go FOX news. Stupid kids. No, stupid parents. Who the FUCK leaves a lighter lying around when you have kids around!? WAKE UP YOU FUCKING MORONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GODDAMMIT, kids are curious, it's not their fault. It's YOUR fault! It's all your fault your kid is dead because you left a lighter where he could find it and/or you neglected to tell him about the dangers of fire!!
I am an angry angry drunk.