Searing pain is so fun.
I went swimming tonight...or rather, I jumped in the pool and broke my damn neck. Ok, not broke broke, but for all intents and purposes. I can't turn my head, or lift my arm. Fuck. And right before a vacation too. Of course. I am the QUEEN of fucking up perfectly good vacays by being lame in some way. When I was a kid, every spring break spent in Palm Springs, which I looked forward to ALLLL year, I'd get pinkeye, or a bleeding ear infection, or a wicked stomach flu, or a sunburn so bad I'd have to sleep standing. Which is NOT an easy thing for an 11 year old to do. This hasn't changed in 27 years. I am cursed. Do not travel with me.
But hey, whatever. Luckily, I'm thinking it's a muscular thing, which means the Advil and the Percocet and the heating pad should help. Please please please help. It's actually kinda funny because my last thought before diving was "God, I love swimming, I can't get hurt!" Open mouth, insert foot. Asshole.
I never thought I'd say this, but I really wish my math book would get here. That way I'll have it in class next time and I can use it to thwack the stupid noisy bitch behind me. I should NOT have to put up with this shit in college.
I wish I could curl up next to you. *sigh* Sometimes, I do have feelings. Sometimes I really am human. Sometimes.
I went swimming tonight...or rather, I jumped in the pool and broke my damn neck. Ok, not broke broke, but for all intents and purposes. I can't turn my head, or lift my arm. Fuck. And right before a vacation too. Of course. I am the QUEEN of fucking up perfectly good vacays by being lame in some way. When I was a kid, every spring break spent in Palm Springs, which I looked forward to ALLLL year, I'd get pinkeye, or a bleeding ear infection, or a wicked stomach flu, or a sunburn so bad I'd have to sleep standing. Which is NOT an easy thing for an 11 year old to do. This hasn't changed in 27 years. I am cursed. Do not travel with me.
But hey, whatever. Luckily, I'm thinking it's a muscular thing, which means the Advil and the Percocet and the heating pad should help. Please please please help. It's actually kinda funny because my last thought before diving was "God, I love swimming, I can't get hurt!" Open mouth, insert foot. Asshole.
I never thought I'd say this, but I really wish my math book would get here. That way I'll have it in class next time and I can use it to thwack the stupid noisy bitch behind me. I should NOT have to put up with this shit in college.
I wish I could curl up next to you. *sigh* Sometimes, I do have feelings. Sometimes I really am human. Sometimes.