Well, would you look at that, alpo tagged me with a meme! Woohoo! I feel loved. 
Seven things to do before I die:
1) Dive with sharks...a lot.
2) Get my childrens' book published
3) Write (and publish) memoirs of life on the road
4) I need more tattoos for the afterlife
5) Be thin for a change
6) Fuck a rockstar in his dressing room before the show (YES, a particular one)
7) Live on Moorea
2. Seven Things I Cannot Do
1) Hold spiders, living or dead
2) Eat kiwi...much as I love them it feels like there's 1000 needles poking my swelling tongue
3) Enjoy reality tv
4) Any job where I'm required to lie and/or take advantage of people. I've tried, I've failed.
5) Be in the same room as a clown and be at ease.
6) Lie when I don't want to, I always betray myself.
7) Touch my tongue to my nose.
3. Seven things that attract me to where I live (San Diego, CA)
1) My friends
2) The weather!
3) The most amazing Mexican food
4) The fact that I'm getting paid to be here
5) I live 20 minutes from the beach, 30 mins from Mexico, near the best zoological facilities in the world, near the first and foremost Oceanographic Institution...San Diego just fuckin' rocks.
6) Inner peace.
7) My new aquarium gig.
4. Seven things I say most often:
1) What are you doing?
2) That's craaazy.
3)Ok.
4) No.
5) Thank you!
6) D'Oh!
7) Ohhh ma gad.
5. Seven Books that I Love
1)Life of Pi by Yann Martel
2) Girl with a Pearl Earring
3) The Long Hard Road out of Hell, Neil Strauss
4) The Dirt, Neil Strauss
5) Living a Beautiful Life (chick book alert!), Alexandra Stoddard
6) The Things They Carried...I can't remember who wrote it
7) Songs of the Doomed, Hunter S Thompson
6. Seven movies I watch over and over again
1) Tremors
2) Muppets from Space
3) Family Guy on dvd
4) Lucas
5) Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
6) The Serpent and the Rainbow
7) Moosntruck
7. Seven people to tag.
1) cruelheartedboy
2) _twitch_
3) Sonofapunk
4) Willowmoon
5) TimToxic
6) Lolo
7) ScullyBlue
Jesus, that was hard!
Seven things to do before I die:
1) Dive with sharks...a lot.
2) Get my childrens' book published
3) Write (and publish) memoirs of life on the road
4) I need more tattoos for the afterlife
5) Be thin for a change
6) Fuck a rockstar in his dressing room before the show (YES, a particular one)
7) Live on Moorea
2. Seven Things I Cannot Do
1) Hold spiders, living or dead
2) Eat kiwi...much as I love them it feels like there's 1000 needles poking my swelling tongue
3) Enjoy reality tv
4) Any job where I'm required to lie and/or take advantage of people. I've tried, I've failed.
5) Be in the same room as a clown and be at ease.
6) Lie when I don't want to, I always betray myself.
7) Touch my tongue to my nose.
3. Seven things that attract me to where I live (San Diego, CA)
1) My friends
2) The weather!
3) The most amazing Mexican food
4) The fact that I'm getting paid to be here
5) I live 20 minutes from the beach, 30 mins from Mexico, near the best zoological facilities in the world, near the first and foremost Oceanographic Institution...San Diego just fuckin' rocks.
6) Inner peace.
7) My new aquarium gig.
4. Seven things I say most often:
1) What are you doing?
2) That's craaazy.
3)Ok.
4) No.
5) Thank you!
6) D'Oh!
7) Ohhh ma gad.
5. Seven Books that I Love
1)Life of Pi by Yann Martel
2) Girl with a Pearl Earring
3) The Long Hard Road out of Hell, Neil Strauss
4) The Dirt, Neil Strauss
5) Living a Beautiful Life (chick book alert!), Alexandra Stoddard
6) The Things They Carried...I can't remember who wrote it
7) Songs of the Doomed, Hunter S Thompson
6. Seven movies I watch over and over again
1) Tremors
2) Muppets from Space
3) Family Guy on dvd
4) Lucas
5) Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
6) The Serpent and the Rainbow
7) Moosntruck
7. Seven people to tag.
1) cruelheartedboy
2) _twitch_
3) Sonofapunk
4) Willowmoon
5) TimToxic
6) Lolo
7) ScullyBlue
Jesus, that was hard!
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Because I assure you, I'm even MORE rad without it on.
If I had ANY money at all, I'd harsh visit you! Except I have about 23 dollars to my name. And a big guy like me has got to eat!
Goddamnit, if I was rich, I'd hop on a plane/bus/train/rocket-ship and be over post-haste!
You'll introduce me to the "guy" who wrote How To Make Love Like A Pornstar?
*Puts on nerds glasses, pocket-protector, and combs hair over to one side...*
MMMmmmmm-CORRECTION!
Jenna Jameson wrote it. She's female. And a pornstar!
If you can introduce me to her, however... I will forever be in your debt...