Today was Awesome Day.
This morning involved me discovering the joy of instant coffee, and flinging breadsticks clear across the kitchen, and slicing my fucking finger open as I was cutting a bagel with a deceptively sharp, serrated blade. Duh, don't hold the bagel in your hand as you're cutting it, asshole. Sheesh.
I took eldest to school and went to the bank to discover I'm not in the red! YAY!
Then I went home and took a few candid self-portraits that shall not find their way here...NOOOO noo no. Too hot for teh Interweb, IMHO LOL.
But it was tr`es wicked and lots of fun. I even flirted with the carpet cleaner guys. So MILF-y.
Played with baby, made carne asada tacos mmmmmm, cleaned some tools, did some laundry, watched Snow White and the Seven Dwarves and realized that I know that movie backwards and forwards. In fact, most Disney movies I could recite to you verbatim. I had lots of free time as a kid. And a huge crush on Fess Parker. 540 cool points to anyone who can tell me the role of his I'm dreaming of *without* looking on the Net.
We left to get eldest from school and there had been a bomb scare at the center today!!!
The whole deal: bomb squad, bomb dogs, bomb robot, sheriffs and fire trucks. And 48 preschoolers outside for 2 hours. In a thunderstorm. I'm SO glad I'm not teaching there this year. And do you know what the big, scary 'splodey thing was? A cake. A Kosher chocolate cake from a bakery, left in a garbage bag in front of the Jewish community hall/preschool.
*blink blink*
BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a sad state of affairs the world is in when we have to fear the cake.
It was sitting in the staff room when this afternoon, I saw it. All mooshed, I assume from all the probing. I wish I had eaten a piece of it...I bet it was DA BOMB. Hahahahahahahaahahahahahaha!!! Ohh, I KILL myself sometimes!
This morning involved me discovering the joy of instant coffee, and flinging breadsticks clear across the kitchen, and slicing my fucking finger open as I was cutting a bagel with a deceptively sharp, serrated blade. Duh, don't hold the bagel in your hand as you're cutting it, asshole. Sheesh.
I took eldest to school and went to the bank to discover I'm not in the red! YAY!
Then I went home and took a few candid self-portraits that shall not find their way here...NOOOO noo no. Too hot for teh Interweb, IMHO LOL.
But it was tr`es wicked and lots of fun. I even flirted with the carpet cleaner guys. So MILF-y.
Played with baby, made carne asada tacos mmmmmm, cleaned some tools, did some laundry, watched Snow White and the Seven Dwarves and realized that I know that movie backwards and forwards. In fact, most Disney movies I could recite to you verbatim. I had lots of free time as a kid. And a huge crush on Fess Parker. 540 cool points to anyone who can tell me the role of his I'm dreaming of *without* looking on the Net.
We left to get eldest from school and there had been a bomb scare at the center today!!!
The whole deal: bomb squad, bomb dogs, bomb robot, sheriffs and fire trucks. And 48 preschoolers outside for 2 hours. In a thunderstorm. I'm SO glad I'm not teaching there this year. And do you know what the big, scary 'splodey thing was? A cake. A Kosher chocolate cake from a bakery, left in a garbage bag in front of the Jewish community hall/preschool.
*blink blink*
BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a sad state of affairs the world is in when we have to fear the cake.
It was sitting in the staff room when this afternoon, I saw it. All mooshed, I assume from all the probing. I wish I had eaten a piece of it...I bet it was DA BOMB. Hahahahahahahaahahahahahaha!!! Ohh, I KILL myself sometimes!
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Hahahahahahahahaha, "Da Bomb"! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I did exactly what you did with the bagel once... Those cuts are the worst, because you're holding the bagel, so your hand is clenched, and when the blade hits the skin, it's all tense or slack (depending on the place of cuts). For the next couple days the cut with be agitated by EVERY muscle twitch, tension and movement in that hand because of skin-folds...