Christmas has thrust itself upon me andI have welcomed it with open, twinklelight-draped arms! I love Christmas. My father loves Christmas even more. For the last two years, he's had medical problems up the wazoo that have effectively ruined Christmas. Last year he couldn't eat anything without extreme gastric pain, so that meant the annual Christmas day party was lost on him, and the year before that He blew out his back so bad he couldn't move for 10 days and required surgery on Christmas Eve. So this is the year of The Triple Christmas! Woohoo!
My mom and i went to the Catlin Gable rummage sale today. It's ridiculous. It's huge, so huge it has to be at the Expo Center. And there's nothing but crap. And fat women. And gross men with mullets. I saw THE MOST obscene mullet today. Th guy was like 40 and it was down to his ass in the back. Add the classy Blue Blocker sunglasses to it and he was class and a half.
Why do fat women wear tops with anchors all over them? What is that? Stating the obvious?
I got two scaves and a picture frame for $6. Hooray.
We went to Papa Hayden's for lunch and completely decadent and unnecessary but oh-so-scruptious luch desert. Yummm.
Then we got a million vintage Christmas ornaments from this little second hand store. And a cd of Christmas songs sung by Nat King Cole, Dean Martin and Bing Crosby. I love those guys.
So as far as i'm concerned, it's time for hot chocolate, fires, cider, turkey, Christmas music, twinkle lights, Christmas movies, stop-motion animated reindeer, silver bells, pretty packages with even prettier bows, sparkle, snow, cookies, candles, sweet creamy alcohols, The Grinch, Charlie Brown, and Disney Chirstmas specials. I don't care if it's early.
My mom and i went to the Catlin Gable rummage sale today. It's ridiculous. It's huge, so huge it has to be at the Expo Center. And there's nothing but crap. And fat women. And gross men with mullets. I saw THE MOST obscene mullet today. Th guy was like 40 and it was down to his ass in the back. Add the classy Blue Blocker sunglasses to it and he was class and a half.
Why do fat women wear tops with anchors all over them? What is that? Stating the obvious?
I got two scaves and a picture frame for $6. Hooray.
We went to Papa Hayden's for lunch and completely decadent and unnecessary but oh-so-scruptious luch desert. Yummm.
Then we got a million vintage Christmas ornaments from this little second hand store. And a cd of Christmas songs sung by Nat King Cole, Dean Martin and Bing Crosby. I love those guys.
So as far as i'm concerned, it's time for hot chocolate, fires, cider, turkey, Christmas music, twinkle lights, Christmas movies, stop-motion animated reindeer, silver bells, pretty packages with even prettier bows, sparkle, snow, cookies, candles, sweet creamy alcohols, The Grinch, Charlie Brown, and Disney Chirstmas specials. I don't care if it's early.
What the hell are people thinking. Anchored down women. Sounds sexy.