I was doing my laundry this morning like a good girl, and a spider crawled out of some underoos and skittled furiously across my hand. Fuck, that was gross.
So there's this new commercial...for Sprint, I think. Or Verizon. Anyway, it shows a bunch of ramdom hip-looking people in various city spots: a newsstand, a bulldozer, a glass elevator, a busstop. They're all watching various things on their cell phones: King Kong, a b-ball game, a concert. And the voice says something like "imagine the would as your living room". NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
DON'T DO THAT!
Why is it so fucking awful to EXPERIENCE the world when you venture out into it? First there's the assholes who can't even pry their cellies away from their earies when they're at the checkout. God forbid you acknowlege the checkout girl as someone who deserves a second of your precious precious time. Then there's people and their ipods. Music is great. And yes, it's totally ok to use it as a tool to keep people from hassling you when you're on the plane or the stinky city bus. But must you have those snaky little earbuds surgically attatched to your head? Fuck it's RUDE! And now, you trapse onto the lovely city streets, places where you can absorb culture, art, even a little nature and you're wasting it watching a tiny TV!?!? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? If you want to watch TV, GO THE FUCK HOME.
I swear to god, the next person that ignores me because of any of the above excuses is going to get their bite-size technology chucked into a storm drain.
Despite this rant, I'm actually kind of sunny today. I really hope it snows this winter. And I'm getting excited for ther holidays, even though I fucked up Halloween. Nexy year I'm going to actually have a costume, I swear. I'm going to piece it together throughout the year. I was thinking some twisted version of the White Rabbit. eh. I dunno.
I must go, I need coffee and crickets and I have to go to the bank and deposit a pittance. Though I'm sure this will not be the only entry today. I feel like fucking off today. I should go out to the garage and dig out my paints.
meh.
So there's this new commercial...for Sprint, I think. Or Verizon. Anyway, it shows a bunch of ramdom hip-looking people in various city spots: a newsstand, a bulldozer, a glass elevator, a busstop. They're all watching various things on their cell phones: King Kong, a b-ball game, a concert. And the voice says something like "imagine the would as your living room". NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
DON'T DO THAT!
Why is it so fucking awful to EXPERIENCE the world when you venture out into it? First there's the assholes who can't even pry their cellies away from their earies when they're at the checkout. God forbid you acknowlege the checkout girl as someone who deserves a second of your precious precious time. Then there's people and their ipods. Music is great. And yes, it's totally ok to use it as a tool to keep people from hassling you when you're on the plane or the stinky city bus. But must you have those snaky little earbuds surgically attatched to your head? Fuck it's RUDE! And now, you trapse onto the lovely city streets, places where you can absorb culture, art, even a little nature and you're wasting it watching a tiny TV!?!? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? If you want to watch TV, GO THE FUCK HOME.
I swear to god, the next person that ignores me because of any of the above excuses is going to get their bite-size technology chucked into a storm drain.
Despite this rant, I'm actually kind of sunny today. I really hope it snows this winter. And I'm getting excited for ther holidays, even though I fucked up Halloween. Nexy year I'm going to actually have a costume, I swear. I'm going to piece it together throughout the year. I was thinking some twisted version of the White Rabbit. eh. I dunno.
I must go, I need coffee and crickets and I have to go to the bank and deposit a pittance. Though I'm sure this will not be the only entry today. I feel like fucking off today. I should go out to the garage and dig out my paints.
meh.