'Nother Timewaster:
How many states have you been to?
33, 34...something like that.
What countries have you been to?
France, Italy, Spain, Germany, Austria...and Puerto Rico, if it counts.
How many cities have you lived in?
Portland, L.A. & San Diego. So, 3.
What 3 cities would you like to live in at some point in your life?
San Francisco, Paris, and New York
What 3 countries would you most like to visit?
Japan, Costa Rica, and Madagascar
What is the last book you read?
Don't Try This At Home, by Neil Strauss and Dave Navarro. Also currently reading Burton on Burton. I swear I already answered this question.
What are some of your favorite smells?
freah cut grass, mineral-rich dirt deep in the forest, Chanel No. 5, cooking chicken with beau monde, Nag Champa, Plumeria, and downtown Portland even when it smells "city"
What is your favorite food that your mom used to cook when you were growing up?
Cream of potato soup. mmmm, that's another good smell.
What kind of non-verbal signs you give to people around you when you are nervous or bothered?
I've started this annoying thing where I don't look people in the eye. I hate that I do that. I fiddle with my fingers, and get darty eyes.
Have you ever had a particularly embarrassing bout of diarrhea?
Isn't diarreha usually embarrasing? I guess when I got food poinsoning while camping in Joshua Tree. But I was too worried about dying to really care.
Have you ever been so sick that you thought you were going to die?
Haha, see above. I hadn't even seen this question yet.
Is your life better or worse than you thought it would be at this age?
Umm... there's a lot that I should've/could've done by now but haven't. I'm mad at myself about that. But I've also done a lot of cool things that no one else has, so I'm proud of those things.
Have you ever done something really terrible?
Oh yes. Im fucking eeeevil.
Have you ever had a crush on your best friends boyfriend or girlfriend?
Hahaha, I should start reading these questions in advance.
What is the most regrettable thing that you can remember saying to someone?
I love you.
What is your favorite physical quality of yourself?
my eyes
What are the 3 great qualities of your personality?
Uh, I'm friendly, children and animals love me, and I try to helpful.
People have said that the worst thing about you is:
Some bitches think I'm a know-it-all to a fault. Other think I'm too fat. Well, I AM, but fuck you anyway!
What is the kindest thing you have done so far today?
I fed the cat...uh oh.
What percentage of your clothing have you gotten for less than $5?
A MATH question!?!?
What is the most you have ever paid for a piece of clothing?
Probably my stupid prom dress. i only wore it once. Stupid prom. Stupid high school.
What is the most you have ever paid for a pair of shoes?
These are dopey questions. I dunno, like, $60?
Are you loyal to any brands?
Hell no. Although if I could find more Sweet and Toxic, I think I'd buy it.
What would you like to be doing when you are 45?
Am I supposed to live that long??
And another one:
in the last 24 hours have you:
1. Had sex: Nuh-uh
2. Bought something: Nope
3. Gotten sick: No
4. Sang: Yeah, in the car
5. Been kissed: um..no. dammit
6. Ate something: Yeah, shitty pizza from Dominos (that steak pizza is god-awful. Consider yourself warned.)
7. Felt stupid: not really
8. Talked to an ex: read the last journal entry. He should be shitting himself with fear.
9. Missed someone: totally
10. Hugged someone: sister
Last person who....
1. Slept in your bed: I don't allow people in my bed. Just my cat
2. Saw you cry: sister
3. You went to the movies with: sister
4. You went to the mall with: sister (I told you I have no friends here)
Have You Ever...
1. Said "I Love You" and meant it: yes
2. Got in a fight with your pet: totally. Moose and I didn't NOT get along at all when he was little. Now he's rad to the max.
3. Been to California: lived there 5 years
4. Been to Mexico: actually no
5. Been to China: No, but i tried to dig a hole to it when in first grade. We hit clay!
6. Been to Canada: No. Soon I hope.
7. Been to Europe: Yeah, I used to be all worldly & shit
8. Wished you were the opposite sex: no. Boys suck.
1. Do you have a crush on someone: kinda
2. What book are you reading now: I'm not going to answer this again
3. Worst feeling in the world: real guilt
4. Kids names: Frankenstein and Chloe
5. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: My Little Big Bird. He's a tiny stuffed version of the Sesame Street character. I've had him since I was one which makes him 25. He's about 6 inches tall. Ratty as all getout. He has a hook for a hand to replace the one a puppy chewed off. He's been lost, ran over by cars, sent down one of those sucky mail tubes in an airport, and has always been there for me. He'll be buried with me.
6. What's under your bed:
floor
7. Favorite sport to watch:
Ech, sports.
8. Location: in hiding
9. Piercing/Tattoos? I need more. I have one tat. I'm kinda scared to get pierced.
11. What are you most scared of right now: Scared is the wrong word. There are plenty of impending things I'm not looking forward to, and plenty of things I'd like to avoid at all costs.
12. Where do you want to get married: I don't know, I can't think of a place that isn't cheesey or cliche.
13. Who do you really hate: Erin from Hollywood. She slashed the tires on my Mustang because my friends ganged up on her for being the world's biggest whore. Also that bug-eyed slut from high school Erika, and the worst ex ever, Jay. You are SO not a nigga. You're a worm.
15. Do you like being around people: Certain people.
16. Have you ever liked someone you had no chance with: Oh yeah, that's my thing, apparently.
17. Have you ever cried: I'm a total crybaby.
18. Are you lonely right now: pretty much
19. Song that's stuck in your head a lot: Right about now, funk soul brother check it out now, funk soul brother right about now....aaargh!!!!
20. Been in love: sure.
21. Played strip poker: no, I don't know how to play poker.
22. Gotten beaten up: not completely
23. Pulled an all nighter: many.
24. Been on radio/TV: yes!
k, done.
How many states have you been to?
33, 34...something like that.
What countries have you been to?
France, Italy, Spain, Germany, Austria...and Puerto Rico, if it counts.
How many cities have you lived in?
Portland, L.A. & San Diego. So, 3.
What 3 cities would you like to live in at some point in your life?
San Francisco, Paris, and New York
What 3 countries would you most like to visit?
Japan, Costa Rica, and Madagascar
What is the last book you read?
Don't Try This At Home, by Neil Strauss and Dave Navarro. Also currently reading Burton on Burton. I swear I already answered this question.
What are some of your favorite smells?
freah cut grass, mineral-rich dirt deep in the forest, Chanel No. 5, cooking chicken with beau monde, Nag Champa, Plumeria, and downtown Portland even when it smells "city"
What is your favorite food that your mom used to cook when you were growing up?
Cream of potato soup. mmmm, that's another good smell.
What kind of non-verbal signs you give to people around you when you are nervous or bothered?
I've started this annoying thing where I don't look people in the eye. I hate that I do that. I fiddle with my fingers, and get darty eyes.
Have you ever had a particularly embarrassing bout of diarrhea?
Isn't diarreha usually embarrasing? I guess when I got food poinsoning while camping in Joshua Tree. But I was too worried about dying to really care.
Have you ever been so sick that you thought you were going to die?
Haha, see above. I hadn't even seen this question yet.
Is your life better or worse than you thought it would be at this age?
Umm... there's a lot that I should've/could've done by now but haven't. I'm mad at myself about that. But I've also done a lot of cool things that no one else has, so I'm proud of those things.
Have you ever done something really terrible?
Oh yes. Im fucking eeeevil.
Have you ever had a crush on your best friends boyfriend or girlfriend?
Hahaha, I should start reading these questions in advance.
What is the most regrettable thing that you can remember saying to someone?
I love you.
What is your favorite physical quality of yourself?
my eyes
What are the 3 great qualities of your personality?
Uh, I'm friendly, children and animals love me, and I try to helpful.
People have said that the worst thing about you is:
Some bitches think I'm a know-it-all to a fault. Other think I'm too fat. Well, I AM, but fuck you anyway!
What is the kindest thing you have done so far today?
I fed the cat...uh oh.
What percentage of your clothing have you gotten for less than $5?
A MATH question!?!?
What is the most you have ever paid for a piece of clothing?
Probably my stupid prom dress. i only wore it once. Stupid prom. Stupid high school.
What is the most you have ever paid for a pair of shoes?
These are dopey questions. I dunno, like, $60?
Are you loyal to any brands?
Hell no. Although if I could find more Sweet and Toxic, I think I'd buy it.
What would you like to be doing when you are 45?
Am I supposed to live that long??
And another one:
in the last 24 hours have you:
1. Had sex: Nuh-uh
2. Bought something: Nope
3. Gotten sick: No
4. Sang: Yeah, in the car
5. Been kissed: um..no. dammit
6. Ate something: Yeah, shitty pizza from Dominos (that steak pizza is god-awful. Consider yourself warned.)
7. Felt stupid: not really
8. Talked to an ex: read the last journal entry. He should be shitting himself with fear.
9. Missed someone: totally
10. Hugged someone: sister
Last person who....
1. Slept in your bed: I don't allow people in my bed. Just my cat
2. Saw you cry: sister
3. You went to the movies with: sister
4. You went to the mall with: sister (I told you I have no friends here)
Have You Ever...
1. Said "I Love You" and meant it: yes
2. Got in a fight with your pet: totally. Moose and I didn't NOT get along at all when he was little. Now he's rad to the max.
3. Been to California: lived there 5 years
4. Been to Mexico: actually no
5. Been to China: No, but i tried to dig a hole to it when in first grade. We hit clay!
6. Been to Canada: No. Soon I hope.
7. Been to Europe: Yeah, I used to be all worldly & shit
8. Wished you were the opposite sex: no. Boys suck.
1. Do you have a crush on someone: kinda
2. What book are you reading now: I'm not going to answer this again
3. Worst feeling in the world: real guilt
4. Kids names: Frankenstein and Chloe
5. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: My Little Big Bird. He's a tiny stuffed version of the Sesame Street character. I've had him since I was one which makes him 25. He's about 6 inches tall. Ratty as all getout. He has a hook for a hand to replace the one a puppy chewed off. He's been lost, ran over by cars, sent down one of those sucky mail tubes in an airport, and has always been there for me. He'll be buried with me.
6. What's under your bed:
floor
7. Favorite sport to watch:
Ech, sports.
8. Location: in hiding
9. Piercing/Tattoos? I need more. I have one tat. I'm kinda scared to get pierced.
11. What are you most scared of right now: Scared is the wrong word. There are plenty of impending things I'm not looking forward to, and plenty of things I'd like to avoid at all costs.
12. Where do you want to get married: I don't know, I can't think of a place that isn't cheesey or cliche.
13. Who do you really hate: Erin from Hollywood. She slashed the tires on my Mustang because my friends ganged up on her for being the world's biggest whore. Also that bug-eyed slut from high school Erika, and the worst ex ever, Jay. You are SO not a nigga. You're a worm.
15. Do you like being around people: Certain people.
16. Have you ever liked someone you had no chance with: Oh yeah, that's my thing, apparently.
17. Have you ever cried: I'm a total crybaby.
18. Are you lonely right now: pretty much
19. Song that's stuck in your head a lot: Right about now, funk soul brother check it out now, funk soul brother right about now....aaargh!!!!
20. Been in love: sure.
21. Played strip poker: no, I don't know how to play poker.
22. Gotten beaten up: not completely
23. Pulled an all nighter: many.
24. Been on radio/TV: yes!
k, done.