Uh-oh.
Sex nauseates me.
It's not the guy, it's the act. And the noises. And the smells. And the movement. Ohhh I hope this is a fluke. I hope it was a bad combination of chicken garlic pizza and beer and hash that made my tummy go sideways. But I'm not sure. Watching the porno was what got to me. These chicks are getting slammed...
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Sex nauseates me.
It's not the guy, it's the act. And the noises. And the smells. And the movement. Ohhh I hope this is a fluke. I hope it was a bad combination of chicken garlic pizza and beer and hash that made my tummy go sideways. But I'm not sure. Watching the porno was what got to me. These chicks are getting slammed...
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Hm. Where has my soul gone? I seem to have lost it. I know it's around here *somewhere*. I swear I'm not just complaining cause it's a drizzly day. For the last, like 3 weeks I've been a lazy asshole. EVERYTHING irritates me. I just flop around the house which I HATE, but I have little impotice (sp.?) to do anything else. I used to...
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van_goghs_ear:
stay tough, and go after what you want like it's all you know!!! 
I haven't watched Moonstruck in a year or so. It's such a good movie. I saw it when I was in my late teens the first time. It made me want to learn Italian. So I took two years of Italian in my first bit of University. From that class, I won a scholarship to study in Italy for a month. So I lived in...
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sonofapunk:
Update soon. I pwomise! 
And yeah some "assistance" would be nice.
And yeah some "assistance" would be nice.
pinkpunk13:
I just watched ghost
id never seen it
awww
moonstruck
ill get on tht
id never seen it
awww
moonstruck
ill get on tht
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pp420:
heheh, yeah.
i must've pissed someone off pretty bad...
oh, thanks about the tattoo!
i must've pissed someone off pretty bad...
oh, thanks about the tattoo!
alpo:
Aw! It's a baby Balrog!
Too much Jack + jumping + singing/screaming - water + kissing some random dude= sooooooo much fun.......
But my liver is cursing my very birth right now.
I'm still pissed because my friend is selfish but too adorable to stay mad at. That doesn't negate the fact that I'm alone and horny like a motherfucker after a plethora of rockstar-ing today. My pissiness is slightly...
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But my liver is cursing my very birth right now.
I'm still pissed because my friend is selfish but too adorable to stay mad at. That doesn't negate the fact that I'm alone and horny like a motherfucker after a plethora of rockstar-ing today. My pissiness is slightly...
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van_goghs_ear:
move to michigan ill help you with that boyfriend thing, i'm really good at it i promise 
The word of the day, boys and girls, is
fuck.
Simple, yes, but also appropo. I've said it through gritted teeth many many time today. It's my mood summer-upper.
I'm in Hollywood. I shouldn't be in this sad-rage mire. Tomorrow I'm meeting Mrs_Misha, who will hopefully be covering me in vivid colors for some time to come. (Sorry, ma.) And, as I was cruising...
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fuck.
Simple, yes, but also appropo. I've said it through gritted teeth many many time today. It's my mood summer-upper.
I'm in Hollywood. I shouldn't be in this sad-rage mire. Tomorrow I'm meeting Mrs_Misha, who will hopefully be covering me in vivid colors for some time to come. (Sorry, ma.) And, as I was cruising...
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van_goghs_ear:
awww i wanna see dirty snapshots i wish i was in hollywood now i'm bored!!!!
i wish i was in hollywood now i'm bored!!!!Dingdingdingdingding!!!!!!!! We have a winner! Fayd answered correctly with "Bigfoot." Granted it was the ha-ha of the weekend, suffice it to say I am now welcome among my sasquatch brethrin. 
BELAA-GHBELEE-EAAH-GHGERAG-GGRRAGHEBLEAHGH!!!
Nikki came in a close second with ninja squirrels, though thery were less ninja and squirrel and more big and cow. But fuck those cows, they can't get me now...How NOW, Brown Cow...mutha...
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BELAA-GHBELEE-EAAH-GHGERAG-GGRRAGHEBLEAHGH!!!
Nikki came in a close second with ninja squirrels, though thery were less ninja and squirrel and more big and cow. But fuck those cows, they can't get me now...How NOW, Brown Cow...mutha...
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van_goghs_ear:
i also just wanted to add iw a slooking through your phone cam pics and the one marked photo 26. holy christ you look beyond hot in that picture. you usually look really good, but that pic literally made my jaw drop 
hydra:
I'm glad to have tickled something on you EHHH EHHH.
Telemarketing sucks. I couldn't handle it, axiety snuck up on me and then the tears came...haha LAAAME.
It's nice having a design on someone forever eh? BUAHA THERE IS NO WAY TO GET IT OFF...UNLESS YOU WANT TO COVER IT OR REMOVE IT. Such a grand power.
Telemarketing sucks. I couldn't handle it, axiety snuck up on me and then the tears came...haha LAAAME.
It's nice having a design on someone forever eh? BUAHA THERE IS NO WAY TO GET IT OFF...UNLESS YOU WANT TO COVER IT OR REMOVE IT. Such a grand power.
Right then. So I'm off to central California tonight, tomorrow I wisk away to Wishone Campground in the Sequoias, yay! I'm not a good camper. Something dreadful usually happens. In the past it's been food poisoning, animal bites, horrific sunburn, near-skull fracture, flu and pinkeye. Anyone care to take a guess at what the score's gonna be this year? What the hell is going to...
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pinkpunk13:
I totally wish i could camp in cali!
lucky!
lucky!
nikkiis:
I like your cooler contents, i shall try that next time i pack a cooler. And my guess would invole ninja squriels and/or probes of one kind or another.
Joan Jett.
Murray Head, One Night in Bangkok.
GNR. Appetite for Destruction.
Hollywood Thai. Hollywood.
Juicy kisses
against a wall
in the wind
upside down.
$1000 CASH.
Puttin' on the Ritz. Who does that?
I know Taco, but originally?
Gershwin?
Bite marks and tire tracks.
Jesus isn't in right now, can I help you?
FUCK, I want INK NOW.
and my mommy.
and my kitty....
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Murray Head, One Night in Bangkok.
GNR. Appetite for Destruction.
Hollywood Thai. Hollywood.
Juicy kisses
against a wall
in the wind
upside down.
$1000 CASH.
Puttin' on the Ritz. Who does that?
I know Taco, but originally?
Gershwin?
Bite marks and tire tracks.
Jesus isn't in right now, can I help you?
FUCK, I want INK NOW.
and my mommy.
and my kitty....
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van_goghs_ear:
most random entry you've thrown together in awile i really liked it!! the article was brilliant.
ckdexterhaven:
I think Fred Astaire did "Puttin' on the Ritz" in one of those musicals with Ginger Rogers. Could be wrong though. 
But i'm sure most standards singers from back in the day (see Sinatra, Bennett, Torme, etc) did versions of it. That's a cool cover, I have to admit.
But i'm sure most standards singers from back in the day (see Sinatra, Bennett, Torme, etc) did versions of it. That's a cool cover, I have to admit.
Rotten buttons.
I've tried to update a few times this week, and ended up hitting the wrong button, or the screen froze, or had to endure some other ridiculous technalogical mishap that put the kibosh on my entry. Whatever, I had very little to say anyway.
The nudie camp was fun, and thank you for all my happy birfday wishes! I *did* have a happy...
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I've tried to update a few times this week, and ended up hitting the wrong button, or the screen froze, or had to endure some other ridiculous technalogical mishap that put the kibosh on my entry. Whatever, I had very little to say anyway.
The nudie camp was fun, and thank you for all my happy birfday wishes! I *did* have a happy...
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icantplayguitar:
you had me at no tanlines
van_goghs_ear:
glad to see your back i was wondering how your b-day weekend turned out. sucks about the staph infection that must be pretty painful huh? i have no tatoo's so i'm useless on that subject. i do eventaully want one but damn i can't ever think of something i really want to commit to.
Awwww...you guys are so fucking sweet. Meet me at The Zombie Lounge tonight for drinks and undead debauchery. I should be braindead by the time they close.
I'm feeling better today. It'll be a short trip, but it should be fun. I just have to remind myself not to be a big naked spaz and I should be fine.
We're not leaving 'til Saturday morning...that's...
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Meet me at The Zombie Lounge tonight for drinks and undead debauchery. I should be braindead by the time they close.
I'm feeling better today. It'll be a short trip, but it should be fun. I just have to remind myself not to be a big naked spaz and I should be fine.
We're not leaving 'til Saturday morning...that's...
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quinne:
omg they have that there
i thought of that exact scene when the douche was talking about it
'public recognition of greatness'
vomit
i thought of that exact scene when the douche was talking about it
'public recognition of greatness'
vomit
belllla:
I just have to remind myself not to be a big naked spaz and I should be fine.
Awesome. 
*sigh*
I totally could've worked Friday and saved myself $80. No one's fault, but everything seems entirely unfair now. My mom said she was gonna send me a box of goodies, but knowing my mom it won't get sent until the second thursday of next week. So I prolly won't have any b-day prezzies either. Well, it's bound to be better that my 18th birthday...
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I totally could've worked Friday and saved myself $80. No one's fault, but everything seems entirely unfair now. My mom said she was gonna send me a box of goodies, but knowing my mom it won't get sent until the second thursday of next week. So I prolly won't have any b-day prezzies either. Well, it's bound to be better that my 18th birthday...
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alpo:
Happy birthday, hot stuff!
ckdexterhaven:
Happy Birthday girl -
There's no such thing as too much of a good thing.
ps: hope things brighten up for ya.
There's no such thing as too much of a good thing.
ps: hope things brighten up for ya.
No, I totally get what you're saying about the sex thing. I've had that happen before, maybe not to that extent, but I've been in a position where I just wasn't working for me. If I had to have it like that, I didn't want it at all. You'll get over it.