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Ohhh ma godddd, I had to go to the dentist today. I HATE the dentist. I get SO irrationally scared. I can think inside my brain: "this does not hurt. People go to the dentist every day. They are helping me keep my nice teeth." But my muscles tense, my heart goes a mile a minute and big tears gush from my eyes. I can't...
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ok, one more update tonight and no more, I promise. I just remembered I had this pic in my stupid phone and it needed to be here. So here it is, a 3 1/2 hour work of art, all in chalk, at Forest Grove's annual Sidewalk Chalk Art Festival. I can't even begin to describe how broken my body is after working that thing...there was...
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Ai yi yi... nothing to do for so long them all of a sudden, BAM!! Outta nowhere, all this random shit to do. Have 2nd interview at unnamed cool clothing store in SE. Well, I'm not stressed because it's so fucking far away I don't care if I get it or not. Either I blow all my earnings on gas going to and fro, or...
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Well, not much happened today. I went to the gym, I went shopping for mundane things like deodorant and crickets and movies with my sister, and I petitioned an old friend for a backstage pass. Now I must finish reading Jenna Jameson's autobio (it's hot), learn how this digital camera works, and create a prelude to my masterpiece for the Chalk Art festival in downtown...
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I finally made it to Seattle with 45 minutes to spare after leaving late because of a freakin' nervous breakdown. I hate those. I went to the signing, and both Neil and his girlfriend recognized me right away, which is always gratifying. Seroiusly, if you see a book by him, pick it up. I'd read the phone book if he re-wrote it. He invited me...
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Well, I'm off to Seattle today...I think... to see my friend Neil Strauss who's doing a book signing at the B&N there. Not like I've really seen him much since we met 5 years ago, but he was around Hollywood and SD...now I'm not so this is probably my only chance to see him for a while. What a cool guy though. Great, great writer....
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grrrrrrr....

See that cutesy-wootsey-ewtsy in the entry below? Yeah, ain't 'e....that little punk has cost me nearly $400 in vet bills since I moved here. Fightin', scuffin'...falling off things...
Apparently he's not adjusting as well as we had hoped. Poor thing. He has a hole in tha back of his thigh that you could stick an eraser in.

So I'm crampy, crabby, broke, and hungry....
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