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On the inside, I am all black socks and leather sandals, like an old man on vacation. bok It's fun.

Unrelated note: I can make $8 per hour behind a register. I can make $25 per hour tutoring math, which is what I'm really good at. Conclusion: fuck a sex shop.

Unrelated note: Cast has no testimonials. *aHEM* *raises eyebrows at you*
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valexis:
I posted a testimonial, now where's my dogs at?
stitchy:
imagine that... biggrin

on the outside, are you the same? black socks and leather sandals?
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My roommates and I had a great party at our SoMa house last night, so now our bar is stocked again. shocked Our refrigerator is filled too -- with meat. bok oink ooo aaa? The men's hunting instincts always take over when there's an open grill, and it makes me laugh. Don't ge me wrong: I eat meat. But why all that meat with no vegetables or. . ....
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glassheart:
p.s.- falafel details to come. but now....sleep. dreams to come in REM.
twinkie:
You'll be able to leave holographic messages of your peenie.
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confused bok love wink ARRR!!! eeek ooo aaa shocked tongue biggrin miao!! kiss surreal puke
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It looks like I'll only be teaching two classes next quarter, so I've been looking for part-time temp work to pay me bills, mateys. whatever Me school has fewer classes in the Spring, so I have to suck it up until the Summer rush comes in. I put in an application at a sex shop in my neighborhood, and that seems promising. The guy who took...
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twinkie:
Didn't I tell you? I work in a dirty limerick factory.
twinkie:
Oh, we won't dig that up.
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Continued from March 18

Dick and Jane go out for the second time. smile
They go to an excellent sad movie. frown
They make lovely conversation. confused
They listen to perfect music under perfect lighting. wink
Dick deftly moves in closer. kiss
Jane explains that she was already dating some other Dick and just wants to be friends. puke
Dick explains the word cliche to Jane. confused
Jane asks Dick to go...
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lordmuppet:
i would say something witty but im completely lost at this point sorry surreal
twinkie:
It just seemed like the ninja thing to do.
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Dick meets Jane. smile
Jane has already heard that Dick is the shit. ARRR!!!
Dick and Jane dig each other. miao!! ooo aaa
Jane takes Dick to Great American Music Hall. tongue
Then Jane takes Dick to Tommy's Joint and pays for his
food because he's a dork and forgot to bring cash. confused
Dick drives Jane up to Twin Peaks. wink
Dick touches Jane's face for the first time and his heart...
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stitchy:
really? that's cool!
i think the building you are refering to is the pot house?
it's in the mission... biggrin
lordmuppet:
i need to go up to twin peaks at some point
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longblackbangs:
The Garbage Pale Kids movie scared the crap out of me though. Snotty Dotty or whatever her name was...creepy!
lilyk:
thanks for the burfday love!! wink
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chiclet:
It's good enough.
sfdeep:
"Goonies" rules.

"RABIES!!! RABIES!!!"
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So I teach math at a fashion school (yeas chew that over for a minute to let it sink in). Anyhoo one of my bosses also manages Macy's, and he wants me to moonlight there as an evening supervisor. Bwaaaaah! tongue OK #1. I know jack shit about retail clothing and #2. Supervisor! Bwaaaaaah! I think I'm going to do it though, out of freakish curiousity....
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chiclet:
Thanks, Teach! But I don't really get it, so can I come to your office hours?
chiclet:
You are smiley challenged.
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Shit, it took me a minute to figure out what that little ballon icon thingie was. So you say it's your birthday!. . . duh duh duh nuh nuh nuh nuh! What can I say except to quote another song: It's ge-tting be-tter all the ti-i-ime. I feel like I've had four lifetimes of adventures, and the end seems . . . well . ....
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margot_dent:
happy belated birthday.

and yes, stupid jokes do rule, but all of mine are brilliant:

SO, bacon and eggs walk into a bar. The bartenders says:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
Sorry, we don't serve breakfast.

chiclet:
ANTM= America's Next Top Model. QUALITY REALITY TELEVISION. Kidding. But addicted.

So I am spying on your other comments and I am glad that bbkaro is saying 29 is a good one, cuz 28 hasn't been all that scintillating. If you believe in all that astrological bullshit, I think 29 has to do with the Return To Saturn, in which you decide to do very big things, like change careers, or buy houses, or start using heroin.