Best joke of the year:
Bush and Rumsfeld in a cabinet meeting.
Rumsfeld has bad news: "Three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq today."
Bush leans his forehead against his hands, trying to come to grips with what he's heard.
Everyone in the room wonders if the war is finally getting to him.
"Are you alright Mr. President?" they ask.
Bush lifts his face with...
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Bush and Rumsfeld in a cabinet meeting.
Rumsfeld has bad news: "Three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq today."
Bush leans his forehead against his hands, trying to come to grips with what he's heard.
Everyone in the room wonders if the war is finally getting to him.
"Are you alright Mr. President?" they ask.
Bush lifts his face with...
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I bought 8 rad pieces of clothing today at American Rag. They're having a 40% off sale. Bomb. Afterwards, I sang karaoke in J-town with one of my favorite people in the world -- and we were sober. Double bomb. The beach at Santa Cruz was well camped by my friends and I this weekend. Triple bomb. Free tickets to Corpse Bride with my cute...
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brocklee:
DO WE HAVE A TERRORIST THREAT HERE? 
giggles:
I lvoe slaes that's when I get the majority of my clothes like today I got a pair of shoes for 10 bucks
Camping somewhere around Santa Cruz this weekend. 
Leaving in about 10 minutes, even though I'm hung over from last night. How do you say no to a party when it's at your own house? 
Leaving in about 10 minutes, even though I'm hung over from last night. How do you say no to a party when it's at your own house?
giggles:
have fun camping and be safe 
twinkie:
You're going to turn into a mushroom.
I just realized that I haven't been hanging out with quality people lately. There have been too many useless drinkers at my house, and I've devoted far too much energy to them. I need to stop asking thoughtless people what they're thinking about. . . cause they ain't thinking about anything. RANT. RANT.
However I did backpack with quality people in Lassen. After I strained...
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However I did backpack with quality people in Lassen. After I strained...
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auralpleasure:
It is then decided. You might have to settle for his understudy.
littlelolita:
thankyou, i was not hung over in the sense of being sick..however i had to feel icky all day long since i was broken up with that night 
I've been laying the groundwork for several books I want to write. Today I searched Amazon to see if anybody used one of my solid titles. They did. . . in 1954. . . and the book is pretty much the same idea I had. At least I get to read it now, without having to write it. 
I'm going camping in Lassen this weekend....
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I'm going camping in Lassen this weekend....
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suxcitystalker:
i think I should ' specially since you are going camping this weekend. 
hope you have great fun!
hope you have great fun!
twinkie:
Wow!!! You have the power to ignite complete and total barforamas!
Ok, I'm back to normal after working twelve hour days for the past few months.
I led my second pub crawl last night. My roommate and I gathered a bunch of Brits, Argentinians, Canadians and French from the youth hostel downtown and took them to Lower Haight. Everyone had a fantastic time, so I think I'm ready to start the history crawl. I hope there...
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I led my second pub crawl last night. My roommate and I gathered a bunch of Brits, Argentinians, Canadians and French from the youth hostel downtown and took them to Lower Haight. Everyone had a fantastic time, so I think I'm ready to start the history crawl. I hope there...
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fotopimp:
Thanks for the birthday wishes dude.
twinkie:
You are such the social butterly!
Yeah, my girl roommate is definitely moving back to Palo Alto in December because she doesn't want to commute from the city. She smart. I dumb.
I think the lighting in BART sucks the life force out of you.
Yeah, my girl roommate is definitely moving back to Palo Alto in December because she doesn't want to commute from the city. She smart. I dumb.
I think the lighting in BART sucks the life force out of you.
Ok, I'm better now.
Sorry, that's all you get.
Goodnight.
I nyuv nyou.
Sorry, that's all you get.
Goodnight.
I nyuv nyou.
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giggles:
glad you're better
I'm sick.
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tomahto:
seriously, they should publish a case study about me and people all over the world could learn how to be cool.
"I'm feeling quite lazt today. . . " ~Kittymalarchy
Spelling the word lazy with a t: priceless.
agitated = agittttttttttttt!
bored = buh
Ok, that's all I can think of right now.
Brief update on my life: I'm working three and a half jobs; I watched my boss commit credit card fraud today; I got two wisdom teeth pulled a few days ago; I...
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Spelling the word lazy with a t: priceless.
agitated = agittttttttttttt!
bored = buh
Ok, that's all I can think of right now.
Brief update on my life: I'm working three and a half jobs; I watched my boss commit credit card fraud today; I got two wisdom teeth pulled a few days ago; I...
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brocklee:
3 and a half job man?? what are you jamaiican?
I was a smart boy tonight and ended my Friday early for a change. I have to drive to Sacramento early tomorrow so that I can work on my car in an equipped garage. Although now I'm on tha intarweb, so who knows when I'll really go to sleep.
self, that was a hint
yeaah, I don't see me sleeping yet
ahem. go to fucking...
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self, that was a hint
yeaah, I don't see me sleeping yet
ahem. go to fucking...
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valexis:
teacher to teacher, I hope you're enjoying all the late nights since it's summer.
Revel in sleeping in!
Revel in sleeping in!
option B) getting drunk with my CD Warehouse buddies and then going up to SF for the weekend to hang out with my friend Scott and quite possibly you