Best joke of the year:
Bush and Rumsfeld in a cabinet meeting.
Rumsfeld has bad news: "Three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq today."
Bush leans his forehead against his hands, trying to come to grips with what he's heard.
Everyone in the room wonders if the war is finally getting to him.
"Are you alright Mr. President?" they ask.
Bush lifts his face with furrowed brow and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
You'll be glad to know that the CV joint on my car is in perfect working order. You can be sure of that because I just spent several hours replacing it. Unfortunately that's not what was broken. You can be sure of that because the annoying clicking noise hasn't gone away. Yay, now I have no idea what to do next. It was fun though.
Bush and Rumsfeld in a cabinet meeting.
Rumsfeld has bad news: "Three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq today."
Bush leans his forehead against his hands, trying to come to grips with what he's heard.
Everyone in the room wonders if the war is finally getting to him.
"Are you alright Mr. President?" they ask.
Bush lifts his face with furrowed brow and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
You'll be glad to know that the CV joint on my car is in perfect working order. You can be sure of that because I just spent several hours replacing it. Unfortunately that's not what was broken. You can be sure of that because the annoying clicking noise hasn't gone away. Yay, now I have no idea what to do next. It was fun though.
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option B) getting drunk with my CD Warehouse buddies and then going up to SF for the weekend to hang out with my friend Scott and quite possibly you