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Random Mischief #1:
Drive through Cow Hollow, San Francisco with a "Tour Bus" sign on your car, and see how long it takes to get arrested. (The residents of Cow Hollow banned tour buses from the neighborhood.)

Random Mischief #2
Set up a photgrapher's wildlife blind on the sidewalk near Fisherman's Wharf. Stick a really big telephoto lens out through the hole and point it at tourists as they walk past. The blind should be made of camoflauge material, with a few leafy branches laid over the top in a half-assed way. You could even crawl out from time to time wearing camo makeup and acting as if no one can see you.

Random Mischief #3
Dial offensive seven-letter phrases into your phone and tell the owners what their phone numbers spell out. (Note: Phone companies seem to avoid certain numbers. For example, FuckYou was disconnected in 4 out of 5 area codes that I tried.)
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