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Continued from March 18

Dick and Jane go out for the second time. smile
They go to an excellent sad movie. frown
They make lovely conversation. confused
They listen to perfect music under perfect lighting. wink
Dick deftly moves in closer. kiss
Jane explains that she was already dating some other Dick and just wants to be friends. puke
Dick explains the word cliche to Jane. confused
Jane asks Dick to go out again on Tuesday. puke (now don't get that one backwards)
Stitchy's dog Spot thinks mixed signals might be tasty, so he samples Jane's heart and spleen. skull
THE END surreal
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
lordmuppet:
i would say something witty but im completely lost at this point sorry surreal
Mar 21, 2005
twinkie:
It just seemed like the ninja thing to do.
Mar 21, 2005

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