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Friday Mar 18, 2005

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Dick meets Jane. smile
Jane has already heard that Dick is the shit. ARRR!!!
Dick and Jane dig each other. miao!! ooo aaa
Jane takes Dick to Great American Music Hall. tongue
Then Jane takes Dick to Tommy's Joint and pays for his
food because he's a dork and forgot to bring cash. confused
Dick drives Jane up to Twin Peaks. wink
Dick touches Jane's face for the first time and his heart lights up like a fucking light bulb. blush
So do Janes eyes. shocked
Jane recognizes that Dick is the shit. kiss
Dick drops Jane home and waits an appropriate number of days before calling her. wink
Dick's cunning and highly original telephone strategy is successful, and Jane agrees to go out with Dick again this weekend. biggrin
Whoever said Don't be a Dick can (Cartman voice) Lick Dick's balls. kiss
Coming soon: Dick and Jane have rough sex with a ball and Stitchy's dog spot. eeek
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
stitchy:
really? that's cool!
i think the building you are refering to is the pot house?
it's in the mission... biggrin
Mar 19, 2005
lordmuppet:
i need to go up to twin peaks at some point
Mar 19, 2005

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