The best part of this story is the ending.
I tutored in the study lab from 6-8, and then I decided to catch up on grading papers. So I stayed at work a little longer. Sounds like a good idea, right? I asked the janitors (in Spanish) if I had to leave by a certain time, and they said (in Spanish), "No problem." They would...
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I tutored in the study lab from 6-8, and then I decided to catch up on grading papers. So I stayed at work a little longer. Sounds like a good idea, right? I asked the janitors (in Spanish) if I had to leave by a certain time, and they said (in Spanish), "No problem." They would...
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Liger said my pants are stinkie. Smell them for me and tell me what you think.
OK, I'll go change them.
OK, I'll go change them.
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lilyk:
well i love sf, but the mission does smell like someone shoved the remains of a quesadilla in a rubber soled shoe and then burnt it... i was looking for houses there this weekend.
i have only been to paris in the winter- which at least means the dog shit all over the place is too solid to squish on your shoe
i have only been to paris in the winter- which at least means the dog shit all over the place is too solid to squish on your shoe
Ahhhhhh, got my weekly buzz/drunk on. There was a good DJ at Butter tonight and a guy with skillz on the bongos. Now playing: Best of Parliament. You wish you were here. Mwaah. 
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lilyk:
hey... pssst... stinkypants... update already!!
Random Mischief #1:
Drive through Cow Hollow, San Francisco with a "Tour Bus" sign on your car, and see how long it takes to get arrested. (The residents of Cow Hollow banned tour buses from the neighborhood.)
Random Mischief #2
Set up a photgrapher's wildlife blind on the sidewalk near Fisherman's Wharf. Stick a really big telephoto lens out through the hole and point...
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Drive through Cow Hollow, San Francisco with a "Tour Bus" sign on your car, and see how long it takes to get arrested. (The residents of Cow Hollow banned tour buses from the neighborhood.)
Random Mischief #2
Set up a photgrapher's wildlife blind on the sidewalk near Fisherman's Wharf. Stick a really big telephoto lens out through the hole and point...
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On the inside, I am all black socks and leather sandals, like an old man on vacation. 
It's fun.
Unrelated note: I can make $8 per hour behind a register. I can make $25 per hour tutoring math, which is what I'm really good at. Conclusion: fuck a sex shop.
Unrelated note: Cast has no testimonials. *aHEM* *raises eyebrows at you*
It's fun.
Unrelated note: I can make $8 per hour behind a register. I can make $25 per hour tutoring math, which is what I'm really good at. Conclusion: fuck a sex shop.
Unrelated note: Cast has no testimonials. *aHEM* *raises eyebrows at you*
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valexis:
I posted a testimonial, now where's my dogs at?
stitchy:
imagine that... 
on the outside, are you the same? black socks and leather sandals?
on the outside, are you the same? black socks and leather sandals?
My roommates and I had a great party at our SoMa house last night, so now our bar is stocked again. 
Our refrigerator is filled too -- with meat. 
? The men's hunting instincts always take over when there's an open grill, and it makes me laugh. Don't ge me wrong: I eat meat. But why all that meat with no vegetables or. . ....
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Our refrigerator is filled too -- with meat. ? The men's hunting instincts always take over when there's an open grill, and it makes me laugh. Don't ge me wrong: I eat meat. But why all that meat with no vegetables or. . .... Read More
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glassheart:
p.s.- falafel details to come. but now....sleep. dreams to come in REM.
twinkie:
You'll be able to leave holographic messages of your peenie.
It looks like I'll only be teaching two classes next quarter, so I've been looking for part-time temp work to pay me bills, mateys. 
Me school has fewer classes in the Spring, so I have to suck it up until the Summer rush comes in. I put in an application at a sex shop in my neighborhood, and that seems promising. The guy who took...
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Me school has fewer classes in the Spring, so I have to suck it up until the Summer rush comes in. I put in an application at a sex shop in my neighborhood, and that seems promising. The guy who took... Read More
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twinkie:
Didn't I tell you? I work in a dirty limerick factory.
twinkie:
Oh, we won't dig that up.
Continued from March 18
Dick and Jane go out for the second time.
They go to an excellent sad movie.
They make lovely conversation.
They listen to perfect music under perfect lighting.
Dick deftly moves in closer.
Jane explains that she was already dating some other Dick and just wants to be friends.
Dick explains the word cliche to Jane.
Jane asks Dick to go...
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Dick and Jane go out for the second time.
They go to an excellent sad movie.
They make lovely conversation.
They listen to perfect music under perfect lighting.
Dick deftly moves in closer.
Jane explains that she was already dating some other Dick and just wants to be friends.
Dick explains the word cliche to Jane.
Jane asks Dick to go...
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lordmuppet:
i would say something witty but im completely lost at this point sorry
twinkie:
It just seemed like the ninja thing to do.
Dick meets Jane.
Jane has already heard that Dick is the shit.
Dick and Jane dig each other.
Jane takes Dick to Great American Music Hall.
Then Jane takes Dick to Tommy's Joint and pays for his
food because he's a dork and forgot to bring cash.
Dick drives Jane up to Twin Peaks.
Dick touches Jane's face for the first time and his heart...
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Jane has already heard that Dick is the shit.
Dick and Jane dig each other.
Jane takes Dick to Great American Music Hall.
Then Jane takes Dick to Tommy's Joint and pays for his
food because he's a dork and forgot to bring cash.
Dick drives Jane up to Twin Peaks.
Dick touches Jane's face for the first time and his heart...
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stitchy:
really? that's cool!
i think the building you are refering to is the pot house?
it's in the mission...
i think the building you are refering to is the pot house?
it's in the mission...
lordmuppet:
i need to go up to twin peaks at some point
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longblackbangs:
The Garbage Pale Kids movie scared the crap out of me though. Snotty Dotty or whatever her name was...creepy!
lilyk:
thanks for the burfday love!!
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chiclet:
It's good enough.
sfdeep:
"Goonies" rules.
"RABIES!!! RABIES!!!"
"RABIES!!! RABIES!!!"
Really though, I got more entries in the past .05 seconds than in my past two combined. Hmmm. I think I found the SG witching hour.