cassiopeia

Today after work I went to my car with a can of pop (soda, depending on where you're from) and sat it on my dashboard. Two seconds later a bee flew in and decided to go into my pop. I was going to simply put the can outside so I don't drive around with it in my car, but when I went to pick it up he came out and just sat on the top of the can. I sat there waiting for it to either go back in or fly away so I could move the can when three more bees fly in. Then, the next thing I knew, there were ten bees in my car. I decided to ask someone driving by or someone walking by to help me because I didn't want to get stung. I figured I'd tell them I'm allergic so they'd HAVE to help me or else it'd be murder or something. I stood around for awhile, waiting for someone and waiting for the bees to leave. Then, I realized that I've never been stung by a bee and didn't really know if I was allergic or not. I didn't want to end up like the boy in My Girl, so I walked to a nearby Wendy's to see if anyone was in there that would help. I found someone, told him my "I'm allergic to bees story" almost in tears because I didn't know if that was true or not, and convinced him to help me. Him and his g/f walked over to my car where he just reached in a grabbed the can like he was made out of some sort of non-stinging surface. It amazed me. I was standing there, trying to look allergic, and talking to his g/f. She was all like,"OMG! You're allergic?!?! That's so scary..." Anyway, He killed most, moved my car so they didn't come back and saved the day. I'd like to think I brought some meaning to his life... making him think he saved someone from dieing....

Holy fuck that was long. It's just a story about how I found a decapitated animal in an alleyway and lit it on fire... you can skip it.

Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.

I was joking about the story being about an animal I found... I just wanted to make you read it. HAHA! SUCKER!

I have a new fascination with UFO's and Aliens.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.