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I ate at Taco Bell today for the first time in probably a year. Soon afterwards I remembered why I haven't ate at Taco Bell in almost a year.


It's fucking cold in my house. I used my lighter to try and warm up my hands, but accidently burned my finger. I shouldn't play with fire. Now I'm going to wet the bed.


One of my favorite uncles we called Uncle Cave man. Because He lived in a cave and every once and awhile he ate one of us. We soon found out he wasn't a cave man at all. Uncle Cave Man was a bear.






If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.


Yeah, so I just became pink. I wish I had a picture of my face when I first found out. It had to have been priceless.