So I cheated a little bit with the last entry. Who cares? It was a kick ass video and anyone who disagrees must answer to me. (Actually it's not that big of a deal. Like it. Don't like it. I don't care.)
I decided to move to Columbus with my best friend, Butt. Beforehand though, we need to save up money and since working sucks ass, we came up with a BRILLIANT plan. We are going to become pool hustlers. I bought a used cue for $10.00 and found a hat solely used for the purpose of hustling. We've been practicing and I'm seeing some improvement. Soon we'll be rolling in the dough and rolling out of this God forsaken town.
Started reading Notes From a Dirty Old Man by Bukowski. Very nice. Very strange. And very inspiring. I've been writing alot more late at night while everyone is sleeping because of that book.
Instead of mousetraps, what about baby traps? Not to harm the babies, but just to hold them down until they can be removed?
I have all of my "holiday" shopping done. I spent one entire day shopping and got it all finished in one clean swoop. I'm highly impressed with myself. Now I can coast for a couple of weeks while everyone else is pulling out their hair.
Boy have I had a great couple of weeks. Maybe closer to a month. There's been laughing, drinking, smiling, kissing, holding, and pool playing. I couldn't ask for more.
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
I decided to move to Columbus with my best friend, Butt. Beforehand though, we need to save up money and since working sucks ass, we came up with a BRILLIANT plan. We are going to become pool hustlers. I bought a used cue for $10.00 and found a hat solely used for the purpose of hustling. We've been practicing and I'm seeing some improvement. Soon we'll be rolling in the dough and rolling out of this God forsaken town.
Started reading Notes From a Dirty Old Man by Bukowski. Very nice. Very strange. And very inspiring. I've been writing alot more late at night while everyone is sleeping because of that book.
Instead of mousetraps, what about baby traps? Not to harm the babies, but just to hold them down until they can be removed?
I have all of my "holiday" shopping done. I spent one entire day shopping and got it all finished in one clean swoop. I'm highly impressed with myself. Now I can coast for a couple of weeks while everyone else is pulling out their hair.
Boy have I had a great couple of weeks. Maybe closer to a month. There's been laughing, drinking, smiling, kissing, holding, and pool playing. I couldn't ask for more.
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
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Dude, seriously, come to Portland! Chuck Palahniuk lives here, and Tom Robbins is just up the road in Washington
We can go to the largest independent bookstore in the country and get Chuck's book about the city and visit all the crazy weird places he talks about.
And I'll teach you how to play 9-ball