Sometimes I'll read my journals after I post them, to check spelling, grammar, and what not... and after I'm done I'll think to myself, "Damn. I am one badass journal writer person."
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
Have you ever believed in the tooth fairy? The Easter Bunny? Santa Claus? How about the "supposed to fix your broken passenger side window while you're sleeping" fairy? At no extra cost to you. Yeah. Well. I want to believe. But every day when I walk out to my car I realize she didn't fucking come. Having a broken window at first is a novelty. But it gets old real quick.
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
And here's something you don't know about me: I am extremely addicted to Spider Solitare. I'll play it for hours. I'm a pro medium player and every once in awhile I'll try the hard setting. But it's too hard. So I go back to medium.
Last week I tried really hard to think of a good cover for a friends band to do (two guys from Two Cow Garage and two guys from a band called Homespun). Then suddenly, it came to me... as if through emaculate conception. You Shook me All Night Long... but... play it in a slow ballad. Micah replies back, "...then move into a swing beat at the end..." Perfect. I didn't think they would do it. I thought Micah was just trying to humor me. But when my friend Butt, Anna, and I went to watch them, they played it. It was the most amazing thing I've ever heard. And they even dedicated it to me. I dated a musician for 6 years... and I've NEVER had anything dedicated to me. It almost made me tear up.
Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
Have you ever believed in the tooth fairy? The Easter Bunny? Santa Claus? How about the "supposed to fix your broken passenger side window while you're sleeping" fairy? At no extra cost to you. Yeah. Well. I want to believe. But every day when I walk out to my car I realize she didn't fucking come. Having a broken window at first is a novelty. But it gets old real quick.
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
And here's something you don't know about me: I am extremely addicted to Spider Solitare. I'll play it for hours. I'm a pro medium player and every once in awhile I'll try the hard setting. But it's too hard. So I go back to medium.
Last week I tried really hard to think of a good cover for a friends band to do (two guys from Two Cow Garage and two guys from a band called Homespun). Then suddenly, it came to me... as if through emaculate conception. You Shook me All Night Long... but... play it in a slow ballad. Micah replies back, "...then move into a swing beat at the end..." Perfect. I didn't think they would do it. I thought Micah was just trying to humor me. But when my friend Butt, Anna, and I went to watch them, they played it. It was the most amazing thing I've ever heard. And they even dedicated it to me. I dated a musician for 6 years... and I've NEVER had anything dedicated to me. It almost made me tear up.
Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.
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wait, no - having me come along was your best idea ever.
i dont think i told you guys thanks for giving me a ride last nite! that was rude, and i am sorry. so was all the making out in the backseat. ewww....
im coming to bucyrus friday nite, hang out with meeeeeee?
Your birthday however is not close to anyone that I know. I did notice that you are 22, and that freaks me out. Why, may you ask? I find palindromes freakishly unsettling. Seriously. If I have 11 comments, I will often comment my own journal to not have to stare at it. This paragraph alone is already freaking me out a bit.
Also, I keep feeling guilty every time you comment, because that means I should've updated each time. I'm a horrible person.