cassadaga

So, I went to the optomitrist today, I found something in my eye last night and I wanted it to get taken out. The first guy I saw said he didnt know. He didn't think it was an infection, it could of been a sty,or a calcium deposit, but he didnt know. So he jabbed at my eye with cotton swabs, what a tard. The next guy I went to put my face in this big scary machine thing turn off the lights and shinned the brightest light possible in my eye balls! Got up turned the lights on and told me he didnt see anything. So after I pointed it out for him, he put me back in the machine, and then he didnt know. So they got this old men to come in and he looked at it, and he told me it was a fat deposit from my tear glands.

And so apparently I'm so fat I have it coming out of my eyes!!! I guess I should stop feeding my eyes doughnuts, and do some more laps around a fan. Either way I found it humorus and depressing. By the way it still sits in my eye and I have been trying to rip it out with some tweezers all day, prob. not the best idea.