Hello Internet.
Today was an odd day.
Woke up to find a ticket on my car, even though I parked in a legal spot...
Not to mention some asshole broke my side view mirror. I fucking hate living in a neighborhood full of degenerate students. These scum-bags, why don't they fuck up a nice car? Why are they busting up my 94 accord that I payed for with my own monies that I works hardz for? Fuckers.
I also slipped in the shower today and scratched up my lower back on the water faucet. That was embarrassing cause I went to the aesthetician to wax my ass today, and it was all scratched up. She wouldn't stop laughing at me.
Afterwards, on the way out of the butt wax, a homeless guy wrote backwards on a sign and asked me to "Spare some change for dyslexia?"
I asked: "Do you really have dyslexia?"
To which he replies: "No, but I'm an asshole and I want your money."
I gave him $2.
Yo guys, SPRING IS HERE! Finish up your fucking bullshit exams/nonsense and let's party, okay? I drove by tams on the way back from work on 4/20, t'was full of highschool students, ahhh how I miss those days.
I live 10 mins walking distance from tams, I'm gonna hit that shit up more now that the sun is out. SGMTLERS should too.
Oh hey, why not, let's laugh at Cass a little:
Today was an odd day.
Woke up to find a ticket on my car, even though I parked in a legal spot...
Not to mention some asshole broke my side view mirror. I fucking hate living in a neighborhood full of degenerate students. These scum-bags, why don't they fuck up a nice car? Why are they busting up my 94 accord that I payed for with my own monies that I works hardz for? Fuckers.
I also slipped in the shower today and scratched up my lower back on the water faucet. That was embarrassing cause I went to the aesthetician to wax my ass today, and it was all scratched up. She wouldn't stop laughing at me.
Afterwards, on the way out of the butt wax, a homeless guy wrote backwards on a sign and asked me to "Spare some change for dyslexia?"
I asked: "Do you really have dyslexia?"
To which he replies: "No, but I'm an asshole and I want your money."
I gave him $2.
Yo guys, SPRING IS HERE! Finish up your fucking bullshit exams/nonsense and let's party, okay? I drove by tams on the way back from work on 4/20, t'was full of highschool students, ahhh how I miss those days.
I live 10 mins walking distance from tams, I'm gonna hit that shit up more now that the sun is out. SGMTLERS should too.
Oh hey, why not, let's laugh at Cass a little:
atlea:
arent you a little smartass 
ouch painful place to hurt yourself
ouch painful place to hurt yourself
shaine:
does my forehead turn you on