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In an attempt to add flavor and zest back into my life, I joined suicidegirls. Not because I like looking at naked girls, cause you can easily just get that through the thousands of free-fucking porn sites (pun intended) on the internet. Mind you, SuicideGirls isn't porn, the girls that model are pin-up chicks, ain't no dick to be seen... Unless you're a Suicide Boy, in which case that's pretty fucking wierd. Pardon to anyone reading this who may be offended, but I have to say as a guy, I think our genitals are pretty fucking ugly, why would you want to show them off?

I joined figuring that maybe I'd finally be able to meet some people who have lives and who know what kind of shit there is to do in Montreal, cause I've been fucking relentlessly searching for new shit to do in this fucking city. cause I KNOW there has to be some cool shit going on where the COOL people hang out. I'm just not cool enough to know where all that shit happens to be happening.

I just bought a car. It's a 94 Honda Accord, its my steez, champagne exterior, comfortable cab-like interior with a spacious environment and cool little compartments to stash drugs and money in. I was so excited to get it seeing as how it was my first car and I'd finally have the fucking freedom to leave home whenever I please and venture off into the horizon searching for some eventful shit to do.

Off topic__ Its April 4th, and my brother just told me it's snowing outside again... I can't wait for this shitty fucking El Nino Global Warming Hurricane Tsunami ridden planet to just fucking die already, cause this weather is making me miserable. We've raped the planet so hard that spring/summer/fall/winter have been totally deregulated. I swear to god, I feel like mother nature's is gonna wake up covered in toxic waste one day and be like: "THATS IT! FUCK YOU GUYS!" and just make the world snow into another ice age. Yep, that's how I predict we'll all die, in a new ice age. We'll have to burn up all our petrolium, heating and energy since the whole planet will freeze over and we'll have a limited supply of oil, and then we'll all slip back into an Ice Age, with nothing but igloos and body heat to help us survive... Which after I think about it... doesn't sound too bad. Hunting bears and seals and wild animals in fur coats and reed capes, with spears and shit, cave man style. That's pretty chill actually... I'd love to find me a fine-ass classy cave woman.

Anyways, back to the car. It was an exciting thing for me to get that car since I don't know shit about cars and don't care about the aesthetics of them at all, and apparently, this car was in good shape from what I gathered. It belonged to this chick who was only driving it for 4 years. The other 10 years it existed, the car was in Florida, the girl's grandmother was keeping it in storage there, cause the family only used the car when they went to Florida once a week every winter. They only brought it in 4 years ago when the girl turned 18 and needed a car to get to school. She would've bussed, but where she lived, busses didn't run. Anyways, the car only has 143,000 Kilometers in it. That's like 90,000 miles if you were wondering. And the engine was in mint condition, the girl never broke into the steering or the accelerator the entire time she had it. So I got it like new. Only cost me $2800 too, not including the liscence registration and the insurance and the repairs I'm most definitely going to need to make (The car's heating pump stopped working after I took it in for inspection, I think the fucking mechanics broke it on purpose so i can come back and give them money).

So where am I going with all this? I have a car, I'm free, and I want to find some cool new shit to do. To give you an idea of what kind of new shit, here's what I typically do every night of my life (I'm Nocturnal by the way). I usually equip my coat with a gram of weed before getting into a car, and just drive around the city meeting up with friends to smoke some joints and watch some movies or hang out at one of their places. On Occasion I'll go do something more socially-demanding (going out into public and shit kind of sucks when the places you go are filled with social parasites that you've been growing up with all your life) such as at clubs or bars. Mind you, I like the bar scene assuming there's cool people there, but no offence to clubbers, but the club scene is pretty fucking lame, especially when you see the same people you hate everytime you go.

After-hours clubs are a different story. I don't go to raves and after-hours too often, cause god knows you'll lose your mind if you pop too many pills too often. I make it a point to go once every like 3 months, enough time for your brain to detox from any extasy or random chemical imbalance. I try to make it a point to have detox periods cause I have buddies who would just keep popping and popping and pop pop pop to the point where their minds would pop and they'd lose it and get put into either rehabs or mental institutions. 2 of my buddies are diagnosed bipolar skitso cause of their drug abuse. AND NO! I'm not blaming it on the drugs, I'm just saying they're a factor. I mean, its a pretty logical equation really.

Mix up variables: 'S' (Self-Esteem Issues) + 'C' (Social-Life Issues) + 'P' (Chemical Drug consumption resulting in neurological chemical endorphine and seratonin level imbalance) = 'S'nap + 'C'rackle + 'P'op = KELLOGS RICE KRISPIES!!!

Your brain gives out and you go crazy.

Anyways, I'm willing to try new things, in fact, I want to try new things.

I'm not a shallow guy, I'm very open-minded, I'm easy to get along with, and I have lots of knowledge, funny stories and dirty little secrets. I've been trying to find some Montreal themed shit up on this site, but I'm having a hard time navigating through this place, all I ever seem to find when I click on things are pictures of hot naked girls I'd like to meet in real life (which I don't think is far fetched at all) or some random poster's blog on <choose a topic>.

Anyone? <taps microphone> Is this thing on?