At the Library, there was a man watching porn on a public computer.
David whispers to me, "that old guy is watching porn!" and I silently wind my way around the shelves, to be peering over the shoulder of an older guy, dressed very non-descript; on the screen is a blond chick managing to swallow a huge black anaconda attached to a human being.
I immediately look at his crotch, (the spectator) and couldn't see a discernible boner, but whatever, THE CHILDREN'S SECTION IS A MERE YARDS AWAY and it's fairly crowded in here!
So I backtrack my steps away and go around the opposite side, to approach him. I stand to his right, where he can see me, and lean over the screen, so he can see me, and I can smell his sweat. He nervously and quickly double-clicks a few times, and then moves his eyeballs up.
Straight faced, because I'm really pissed off, I point to him, then to me, and shake my head no. "No....not cool."
He nods and says "Okay".
Then I walked out of sight and sound and David and I burst out laughing. ( I then asked the gentleman at the front desk to keep an eye on the other dood. And told him why.)
I don't have any kids, and I'm no prude, but that is NOT the place for explicit porn-watching.
Silencia said I'm her favorite narc. Aw.
Love,
Casper
David whispers to me, "that old guy is watching porn!" and I silently wind my way around the shelves, to be peering over the shoulder of an older guy, dressed very non-descript; on the screen is a blond chick managing to swallow a huge black anaconda attached to a human being.
I immediately look at his crotch, (the spectator) and couldn't see a discernible boner, but whatever, THE CHILDREN'S SECTION IS A MERE YARDS AWAY and it's fairly crowded in here!
So I backtrack my steps away and go around the opposite side, to approach him. I stand to his right, where he can see me, and lean over the screen, so he can see me, and I can smell his sweat. He nervously and quickly double-clicks a few times, and then moves his eyeballs up.
Straight faced, because I'm really pissed off, I point to him, then to me, and shake my head no. "No....not cool."
He nods and says "Okay".
Then I walked out of sight and sound and David and I burst out laughing. ( I then asked the gentleman at the front desk to keep an eye on the other dood. And told him why.)
I don't have any kids, and I'm no prude, but that is NOT the place for explicit porn-watching.
Silencia said I'm her favorite narc. Aw.
Love,
Casper
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jersey:
your my fav everything and miss u. sad panda i have a year till i can move again
americanidi0t85:
Thanx for the input. 
I agree with ya with the X-missy look. I'm sure i'll tweak it sum more. Luv the lil story at the library. lol. What iz this world commin to. Thatz hilarious that u checked out the crotch. haha. 
I agree with ya with the X-missy look. I'm sure i'll tweak it sum more. Luv the lil story at the library. lol. What iz this world commin to. Thatz hilarious that u checked out the crotch. haha.