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Fate led me 2 u!!!!! Read ur profile and absolutely luved it!!!! And since im sarcastic and voted for Obama, im putting in the friend request. I like ur style!!!! And here's some attempts, based on ur last blog, to make u laugh:

A guy arrived home from work to find a stranger screwing his wife.
"What the hell r u 2 doing?" demanded the husband.
His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told u he was stupid."




How do u know if you're really ugly?
Dogs hump ur leg with their eyes closed.




One day a horny doctor gave way to temptation and had sex with one of his patients. While it relieved his lust, it made him feel terribly guilty. After work, he went to the bar, and ended up telling the bartender what was troubling him.
"What's the big deal?" said the bartender. "I'm sure she gave consent, right?"
"Well, she couldn't really," replied the doctor, since I'm a veternarian!!!"